Wankstibation

Wankstibation noun
The Wankstibation is a monotheistic religion, inculding solo, mutual and BDSM branches; founded on the teachings of the messiahs 'Alex Haribo' and Master 'M.C. Koi', is the belive that Megan Fox is the supreme, omnipotent,

omni-erotic deity. The religion involves the practice of masterbation as the primary mean of worship. The religion promotes being in touch with ones animal instincts and to satisfy basic sexual urges. To belong to the religion makes you a Wanksibator. Wankstabators rely on, including but not limited to: Pornography, Hentai and Atreyu for guidance in day to day life. religious holidays include: Masturbate-a-thon and wank week and Masturbate (Month May) the religion may be based on tantric sex.

There are several branches of Wankstibation all united under Megan Fox.
Megan Fox is a force of tremdous good, however like most religion there is an evil that comes in the form of the Anti-Wankster - Justin Beiber. Some believe him to be the devil himself, others belive he is just a squeaky voiced teen.

1. The Wankstibation religion including all of the Branches.
2. Wankstibators' belief.
3. The state of being a Wankstibator.
4. a Religion founded on the teachings of the messiahs 'Alex Haribo' and Master 'M.C. Koi'

Examples
Tim: you going to the pub later?
Wanksibator: Nah I have praying to be doing.

Tim: See you in work next week.
Wanksibator: I'm not in next week, it's Wank week.

A Wanksibators religion involves worshipping Megan Fox and accepting inner animal instincts.

Wankstibation by 95SH June 10, 2010

wankstabating 

the art of a wanksta masterbating

"Duane was caught wankstabating with the duke."

wankstabating by Scott Chase February 10, 2007

wankstruation 

The monthly masturbational session most males will have that is in some way more special than the other 29, a more pleasant version of the process females will endure,menstruation.

Dave: Hey John, why didn't you come out last night ?
John: Oh sorry it was my time off the month, I rented the new girls gone wild, lubed up....
Dave: Oh, wankstruation !

wankstruation by BFS_YEAR4 September 7, 2009

wankstation

A completly useless bastard. also. Any Information Technology interface that allows the downloading or viewing of pornography for the purposes of masterbation.

While his family slept, J. would creep into his study and quietly abuse himself in front of his precious, his wankstation.

wankstation by mcguvir June 21, 2010

Wankstation

A wankstation is a person who can generally be found hanging around city halls street cornors late at nite. In exchange for money you can shoot the load flat out.

Look at that wankstation there, I wouldnt mind abit of that

Wankstation by Michael Williams November 18, 2004

wankstation

It is a place where people go and have a bank. For example the bathroom.

Yo Vlad, where have you been?
I was at the wankstation, sorry!

wankstation by wanking May 3, 2017

wankstation

It's a place where people go have wank. For example the bathroom.

Yo Vlad, where have you been?
I was at the wankstation, sorry!

wankstation by wanking May 3, 2017