Tha Hand, typically (though not always) the right hand (for example, making the left hand numb, so it feels like someone else is doing it).
jeez, i broke my wankspanner on some cunt's face at the boozer last night, and now i have nothing left to live for :(
by skalla grim July 29, 2006
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Also a verb
Also a derrogatory term for "Lancaster"
Also a verb
Also a derrogatory term for "Lancaster"
"Oh man, after watching the O.C, my carpet has wanksplatter everywhere"
"My windows look streaky. Looks like you wantsplattered everywhere."
"My windows look streaky. Looks like you wantsplattered everywhere."
by Daniel Butler Rico January 28, 2007
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by ShyGuy2610 May 17, 2019
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by Smushkitten July 12, 2019
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Contraction of Wank + Consultation.
1. When you're unsure if you're attracted to someone, so you fantasize about them when having some "alone time" to help you decide.*
2. When you and a co-worker-with-benefits find an empty meeting room for a quick bit of hanky panky on company time.*
*Neither of these things have much in common with good decision making.
Contraction of Wank + Consultation.
1. When you're unsure if you're attracted to someone, so you fantasize about them when having some "alone time" to help you decide.*
2. When you and a co-worker-with-benefits find an empty meeting room for a quick bit of hanky panky on company time.*
*Neither of these things have much in common with good decision making.
1. Hmm do I really like this Eric guy? I guess consulting the spankbank for a wouldn't hurt my chances at finding out!
2. Hey Janet, you got 5 minutes? I'm stressed out about this deadline and I could really use a quick wanksultation in the breakout room.
2. Hey Janet, you got 5 minutes? I'm stressed out about this deadline and I could really use a quick wanksultation in the breakout room.
by EdgarLongstaff November 18, 2020
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I told him to put the rubbish out, but hes thick as mince and definitely a wankspangle
I told him to put the rubbish out, but hes thick as mince and definitely a wankspangle
by Issa massive unt September 2, 2022
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by Jack O'grady May 3, 2005
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