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wankspanner

Tha Hand, typically (though not always) the right hand (for example, making the left hand numb, so it feels like someone else is doing it).
jeez, i broke my wankspanner on some cunt's face at the boozer last night, and now i have nothing left to live for :(
by skalla grim July 29, 2006
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Wanksplatter

What occurs at the end of a wank if no recepticle or absorbent material is available.

Also a verb

Also a derrogatory term for "Lancaster"
"Oh man, after watching the O.C, my carpet has wanksplatter everywhere"

"My windows look streaky. Looks like you wantsplattered everywhere."
by Daniel Butler Rico January 28, 2007
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Wankspanner

Someone who is worthy of both the titles of Wanker and Spanner
You're such a Wankspanner Jeremy
by ShyGuy2610 May 17, 2019
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Wankspanker

A total wanker n jiz stain who loves themself who thinks they are a kardasian facebook and instergram style celeb in there own soild underpants coz they got a like or 2
Omg what a wankspanker he would throw 1 off coz he looked in a shop window n saw his self
by Smushkitten July 12, 2019
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wanksultation

Noun, chiefly Br. Eng.

Contraction of Wank + Consultation.

1. When you're unsure if you're attracted to someone, so you fantasize about them when having some "alone time" to help you decide.*

2. When you and a co-worker-with-benefits find an empty meeting room for a quick bit of hanky panky on company time.*

*Neither of these things have much in common with good decision making.
1. Hmm do I really like this Eric guy? I guess consulting the spankbank for a wouldn't hurt my chances at finding out!

2. Hey Janet, you got 5 minutes? I'm stressed out about this deadline and I could really use a quick wanksultation in the breakout room.
by EdgarLongstaff November 18, 2020
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wankspangle

Wankspangle - a verb for the ultimate wanker, an idiot, or well known throbber or dickhead.
I tell what that bloke over there is a 100% wankspangle.
I told him to put the rubbish out, but hes thick as mince and definitely a wankspangle
by Issa massive unt September 2, 2022
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wankplank

1. Offensive word for a completely stupid person.
2. An area used to wank upon. ie a porno mag.
Fuck off you complete wankplank and stop pissing in the drinking fountain. OR That would be james' wank plank, if he could get it up.
by Jack O'grady May 3, 2005
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