wafflestomp

To hardcore pwn someone. One of the worst types of ownings known.

Holy shit, I just wafflestomped that nub in 1 hit!!!1

by MALDETH June 4, 2005

wafflestomp

Verb. "Waf-ful-stomp"

To use a treaded boot to stomp something soft, thus leaving an impression of the boot which looks similar to the imprint left by a waffle iron.

Use: "Did you see Jason wafflestomp his french fries when they served them cold?!"

by StompDancer September 24, 2009

Wafflestomp

Shitting in a shower then stomping it down the drain, making it come out the other end of the drain looking like a waffle.

"Dude, I was so tired, it was 2 am, and I had to shit after taking a shower, so i wafflestomped it down the drain.

by Cosmic_Stars September 3, 2018

WaffleStomp

verb. to get your shirt signed by a band member

Dude, i got my shirt wafflestomped by the guitarist from Big D

by Button Hat January 10, 2011

wafflestomp

the female version of cockblocking

"Kelly kept HANGING AROUND when I was flirting with Mike, she was even jumping into our conversation! Like, hello, quit wafflestomping. You're a third wheel."

by samlover316 January 23, 2012

wafflestomping

when youre playing bastion in overwatch and killing newbies

Jim: What You do today
Guy: When I'm playing bastion and wafflestomping newbies, I need the percision that only a mouse can give me.

by nichijew June 26, 2016

Wafflette

The result of making an omelette in a waffle maker. The omelette then resembles the shape of a waffle.

Janet: hey you want a wafflette?

Karen: umm yes of course

Janet: (cracks 4 eggs right into the waffle maker)

4-8 minutes later...
Janet: Hands Karen an omelette in the shape of a waffle

Karen: (takes a big bite) and says, This is the best wafflette I’ve ever tasted

Janet: (gives a big thumbs up to Karen)

by Ohfuckthat11 January 23, 2018