wafflestomp

verb. To defecate on a shower floor near a drain and to begin stomping the fecal matter through the drain, thus creating a waffle imprint.

I totally wafflestomped in Joey's shower last night. He's such a fucking retard.

by Miles M. November 10, 2006

Wafflestomp

The process of taking a shit in the shower and stomping it down the drain. The result are little holes like the ones in waffles

James: I just Wafflestomped dude. Up high
Michael: dude what the fuck

by Gilboiiii June 22, 2019

Wafflestomp

The action which describes a programmer deploying code to a server that is for all intents and purposes a complete pile of crap.

Synonymous with shitting in the shower and forcing it down the grate the programmer has shit all over their screen and wishes to force it up to the server.

John - "Err I forget to pull before I pushed up to AWS".
Paul - "You wafflestomped that mate".

by PaulusShortarse March 14, 2019

wafflestomp

To hardcore pwn someone. One of the worst types of ownings known.

Holy shit, I just wafflestomped that nub in 1 hit!!!1

by MALDETH June 4, 2005

wafflestomp

Verb. "Waf-ful-stomp"

To use a treaded boot to stomp something soft, thus leaving an impression of the boot which looks similar to the imprint left by a waffle iron.

Use: "Did you see Jason wafflestomp his french fries when they served them cold?!"

by StompDancer September 24, 2009

Wafflestomp

Shitting in a shower then stomping it down the drain, making it come out the other end of the drain looking like a waffle.

"Dude, I was so tired, it was 2 am, and I had to shit after taking a shower, so i wafflestomped it down the drain.

by Cosmic_Stars September 3, 2018

WaffleStomp

verb. to get your shirt signed by a band member

Dude, i got my shirt wafflestomped by the guitarist from Big D

by Button Hat January 10, 2011