wifey coo

Wifey Coo is a name given to someone perfectly witty and cunning who always finds a way to get what she wants. She can be manipulative, devious and perhaps even problematic at times, which is wonderfully accompanied by her perverted personality. The longer you get to know your wifey coo the more uncontrollably corrupt your heart becomes with love. And, if you were to love her enough you might just lose your mind to your heart and do things you never thought possible. In the end, it's your wifey coo's imperfections, her witty mind and cunning heart that makes you yourself so perfectly happy, and then you wonder if she really is perfect. A wifey coo is not necessarily a wifey but she just might be the person you'll spend the rest of your life with.

Ooo, is that your wifey coo? she is so beautiful <~<

by Ippity Kun May 16, 2016

Wifey Material

A phrase often used to describe a girl whom you feel possesses certain qualities that qualifies her to be a model wife for you.

1) Kind
2) Sweet
3) Caring
4) Compassionate

Also see: Wifey

"Did you meet Christine yet? Man, she's definitely Wifey Material."

by Elmer March 23, 2005

Ram Wafer

The male version of a slam piece. Some guy you want to/have sex with, without any emotional attachment.

Maggie: Where are you going tonight?
Nancy: Pay a visit to my ram wafer.

by Hoodrat For life October 7, 2009

communion wafers

Those hella good crackers served with free wine in a dimly lit yet nicely air-conditioned room that you find yourself constantly yawning in.

The only reason my parents gave me education at a Catholic school was because of the perks- free wine, and those hella good wafers. What are they called? Oh ya...

Communion wafers.

by Person11234 June 8, 2019

Wakey wakey eggs and bakey

A gentle wake-up statement, saying breakfast is prepared and there is eggs and bacon ready to consume. However, this is mostly always a lie and no eggs and bacon are waiting.

Beulah: "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!"
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."

by YearlongSleet67 June 1, 2018

Waffy

famous transsexual polyglot blackhat and developer of many multiplayer game hacks / countless exploits.

absolute legend in the MMO game community.

previously a popular hacker under the alias Hex, which was a meme name that came from MMO chat filters "have hex with me".

sometimes identifies as chloe or sarah.

person: yo what up waffy
waffy (girl voice): Hör auf, Nigger Noob zu reden
person: what the fuck are you saying
waffy (nibba voice): я собираюсь трахнуть тебя

by darkcomet August 29, 2020

Wafeeq

A really awesome person with amazing eyes that are easy to get lost in. They sometimes remind you of an innocent little deer and are so difficult to not love. They are very artistic, sweet, and very hug-able.

Person 1: Hey, that guy over there has amazing eyes. He's cute, too.

Person 2: Oh, him? That's Wafeeq.

by Ornitier October 6, 2010