whack

1. adj; something in bad taste or is otherwise unappealing.

2. verb; to murder someone.

3. verb; to masturbate.

1. Yo Freddy, turn off the country music. That shit is whack.

2. Freddy, turn off that fuckin' country music before I go and whack ya.

3. Freddy, I said turn off the country music, I didn't say pull your johnson out and start whackin' it. The fuck?

by Eapert McDangles June 30, 2006

whack the mack

One of the many synonyms for masturbation

I went home after school and started to whack the mack.

by tearuptheload April 12, 2017

Whack It and Pack It

(v) To masturabte and then fall asleep

"Yo dawg, I'm down to go see Toy Story 3 with you tomorrow but right now I'm horny and tired, so I'm going to whack it and pack it."

"After such a tiring day, I really need to just whack it and pack it, tonight".

by MistaDietSoda July 26, 2010

Whack Job

There are a number of definitions to this phrase, two of the commonest being:
1) Someone whose behaviour does not conform to society’s norms. It can be applied to a broad range of people, from those who are slightly eccentric to others who have completely lost touch with reality and need psychiatric help. The phrase can even be qualified to show the degree to which the person is affected. If the person was only mildly eccentric, they would be described as 'a bit of a whack job', if the behaviour was rather more weird then they might be described as 'a proper whack job'. If the person was seriously insane then they would be 'a total, out-and-out, raving whack job'.
2) A professional killing, also known as a hit. The whack part comes from the victim being killed (whacked), the job from the fact that this is done for payment by a professional (it's his or her job).

1) If you’ve got problems with your car, see Georgie; he’s a bit of a whack job, but he can fix anything.
2) A bloke was found dead in the boat camber, looks like it was a whack job!

by AKACroatalin February 15, 2017

whackatorium

Usually specific to soldiers, or other people who are forced to live in close proximity for long periods of time without either sexual activity or privacy, a whackatorium is a small shack made out of blankets, ponchos or poncho liners that is erected so that the builder can masturbate in relative peace. It is often explained away as a means to block light, or provide privacy to change, despite being erected almost exclusively around one's sleeping quarters.
syn: jack shack

God, we've only been here a week and Gale's already built himself a whackatorium!

by Barchack April 13, 2008

Whack the slack

The act of slapping your penis on a hard object in order to achieve or sustain an erection, most often followed by masturbation.

Samson: "john, i know you were wanking in there but damn that took a while brah"
John: "well it is common knowledge that you must whack the slack before you can beat the meat"

by NathanReed May 15, 2013

Whackers Face

Condition of face caused by playing with yourself

"Shane's whackers face is very disruptive"

by StudBandit1 December 20, 2017