NathanReed's definitions
The act of slapping your penis on a hard object in order to achieve or sustain an erection, most often followed by masturbation.
Samson: "john, i know you were wanking in there but damn that took a while brah"
John: "well it is common knowledge that you must whack the slack before you can beat the meat"
John: "well it is common knowledge that you must whack the slack before you can beat the meat"
by NathanReed May 15, 2013
 Get the Whack the slackmug.
Get the Whack the slackmug.