Weiner

a moderate sized penis

oooooooohhhh, I wish I could touch oscar mayer's weiner

by jeeenie October 2, 2005

Weiner

To send a picture message photo of your penis to someone from your cell phone.

I think I'll weiner my girlfriend." Also Wienered. "That Congressman just weinered me.

by RvrMan June 16, 2011

weiner

a stupid or weak (not strong)person...weenie,or a pussy

john is a weiner because he didnt know 1+1.....anthony is a weiner because i said so....

by steevin May 31, 2007

Weiner

Person who is a middle aged Congressman who lies to the media about sexting young girls and sending photos of his genitalia.

My daughter was sexted by a 'weiner'.

by Neck Puck Suck Mo December 8, 2011

Weiner

a person who sends inappropriate texts and pictures via cell phone.

Friend1: Dude did you just send me a picture of your junk?

Friend2: Sorry that was supposed to go to Latoya.

Friend1: Your such a weiner.

by 0utkast June 16, 2011

weiner

A sexy word used to turn a girl on, usually when sitting behind her at a movie theatre.

"Hey...pssst...I just rubbed popcorn butter on my weiner!"

by tankin355 October 29, 2007

weiner

The incorrect spelling for "wiener"

...idiots

"Hey babe, do you wanna know how big my weiner is?"

"Since you don't have one, I'd say it's roughly the same size as your wiener."

by ssw February 10, 2008