The act by a FEMALE to prevent a male from talking to a woman, most likely by
1) a friend of the woman the male is persuing
2) a female that likes the male that is clearly interested in the other female
(a FEMALE cockblock)
1) a friend of the woman the male is persuing
2) a female that likes the male that is clearly interested in the other female
(a FEMALE cockblock)
1)
Female 1 to group of girlfiends - "Like Oh-em-jee! Mary is totally getting hit on by that jerk David! she SO needs a twatblock!
Group of girls - "Like TOTALLY!"
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2)
Male 1- "Damn Mike, you just totally got twatblocked by that chick"
Male 2 - "Yeah shes way under my standards, she just gets mad because I talk to chicks hotter than her."
Female 1 to group of girlfiends - "Like Oh-em-jee! Mary is totally getting hit on by that jerk David! she SO needs a twatblock!
Group of girls - "Like TOTALLY!"
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2)
Male 1- "Damn Mike, you just totally got twatblocked by that chick"
Male 2 - "Yeah shes way under my standards, she just gets mad because I talk to chicks hotter than her."
by Mike Delicious September 6, 2008
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1. Hey Fuz, you know you really are a complete twatalack.
2. I really hope you die in a horrible accident, you twatalack.
2. I really hope you die in a horrible accident, you twatalack.
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when one girl really wants to screw the quarterback but her friend ruins it by saying something that makes him want to mingle elsewhere.
by the deconstructionalizer March 26, 2010
Get the Twotblock mug.Very similar to a potluck, a twatluck requires every man attending to bring not a dish of food, but an attractive and sexually indiscriminant female. The beauty of the twatluck is that if planning a party or trip, you can easily tempt the woman to join if she isn't pressured to sleep with you; however, once on the trip (if the twatluck if successfully carried out by all male members), you will have a perfect guy-to-girl ratio with ample amounts of easy women.
Chad - "Hey Johnny, I'm a little worried about the guy-to-girl ratio at this party... Did you tell the bros that it was a twatluck?"
Johnny - "Yes, I did and I have the Keystone Ice in the cooler as we speak. Let the games begin."
Johnny - "Yes, I did and I have the Keystone Ice in the cooler as we speak. Let the games begin."
by JazzyJeff928 November 8, 2011
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by Unitoaster August 31, 2013
Get the Twatcock mug.Derived from the words Twat and Pillock. Used as an insult when someone has done something more stupid than a pillock, but not quite as bad as a twat.
Eric: "Hey, Dave, you know that cement you've just laid?"
Dave: "Aye"
Eric: "I've just walked in it"
Dave: "You fucking daft Twatock"
Dave: "Aye"
Eric: "I've just walked in it"
Dave: "You fucking daft Twatock"
by nipperooney August 10, 2009
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