twallock 

A mixture of twat and either bollock or pillock, somewhat akin to twunt.

What a stupid twallock you are.

twallock by Haddocktwat May 8, 2004

Twallock 

A mixture of TWAT and BOLLOCK usually used as an insult when people have performed an act of real stupidity.

Don't be such a TWALLOCK!

Twallock by SteGra January 10, 2010

twollocks 

A combination of twat and bollocks. Best used alongside the word twunting

He was an utter twunt. Everything he said was a load of twunting twollocks.

twollocks by jamalf November 26, 2016

Twillock 

where a person is being more than a twat or a pillock, so there fore you combine the two
you want to call someone more tha one name but only have space for one

stop being such a twillock!

Twillock by xenasangel October 5, 2012

tallock 

large mammoth penis that lives in your pants

i have a tallock right now in my ass

tallock by Felix Harris November 18, 2006

twallocks 

Combination of twaddle and bollocks used when someone is speeking nonsence. Indeed the term may be considered to be a load of twallocks.

You really do talk a load of twallocks.

twallocks by Thermofish June 24, 2013