twallock

A mixture of twat and either bollock or pillock, somewhat akin to twunt.

What a stupid twallock you are.

by Haddocktwat May 8, 2004

twallocks

Combination of twaddle and bollocks used when someone is speeking nonsence. Indeed the term may be considered to be a load of twallocks.

You really do talk a load of twallocks.

by Thermofish June 24, 2013

Twallock

A mixture of TWAT and BOLLOCK usually used as an insult when people have performed an act of real stupidity.

Don't be such a TWALLOCK!

by SteGra January 10, 2010