turdpipe

Asshole

You are a turdpipe.

by lhpdonkey August 20, 2003

New Jersey Turnpike

Important link in the Northeast megalopolis from Boston to Richmond. Highly regarded as "one of the worst roads in America," but it gets its bad rap only from the very northern section, whereas the section from Exit 12 and south is clean and less congested. Only freeway link from New York City to Baltimore, so many use the NJTP as a through route. This is why New Jersey has a bad image, since the REAL New Jersey is away from the Turnpike in the form of beautiful beaches, historic towns, and vast farmland (despite being the most densely populated state in the Union). This highway is also called the "New Jersey Speedway" since police will not stop you unless you're going above 80 MPH.

I once took the New Jersey Turnpike to New York, but when I got there, I asked myself, "Why waste my time in that shithole?" and turned around to go to Philadelphia instead for a cheesesteak.

by Eagles Fan In Tampa December 11, 2003

Turnpike Troubadours

The return of this band will end Covid- 19 and heal society.

If Evan Felker and The Turnpike Troubadours return the pandemic would end and society would be restored.

by DavidAlanCoe November 1, 2021

Kansas City Turnpike

This a sex bath where you and your partner get covered in gates bbq sauce and you pulled pork and shove it inside the vagina and your partner will first fuck you, then will nut on the pulled pork then will go down and eat the pork out. All the while your partner is shoving ribs in and out of the other's ass hole.

Person 1: "yo i heard you got Kansas City Turnpiked last night."
Person 2: "ya... I got a rib stuck in my ass."
Person 1: "How'd the pork taste"
Person 2: "Like aids...fml"

by UncleBBQsexmaster January 19, 2021

new jersey turnpike special

When you are on the Jersey Shore beach, you have a girl on her hands and knees, and you insert a roll of quarters into a girls' butthole. She then turns around and while you fuck her in the vagina she is able to spit the quarters out of her butt and into a bucket.

I gave Allison a New Jersey turnpike special on spring break and then we used the quarters at the convenient store.

by BTB33 September 16, 2016

Jersey Turnpike

Face down ass up dancing.

He got a boner from the way that she Jersey Turnpike.

by jerseyslut April 10, 2011

Jersey Turnpike Shot

(n): A shot made from emptying the spill mat behind the bar into a shot glass. If this does not fill the glass all the way, the bar rag may be rung out to fill it up fully.

This is an abominable creation, normally ordered as a joke or prank.

Customer: Let me have a Jersey turnpike shot for my friend here

Bartender: No, I’m not sure if you know what health codes are, but I will lose my liquor license.

by Shwatwhatwhat December 6, 2022