dog turdin’ it

When you figuratively shit wherever you want, like an unleashed dog, primarily because you don’t give a shit about the outcome.

I came to a point at that job that I was just dog turdin’ it ‘cause I knew I was going to be fired any day.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019

turdsniffer

Obviously someone who sniffs turds. Ussually used to replace mean words

You little turdsniffer!

by The Terd Sniffer December 13, 2010

turdopolis

A disparaging term for a city that you no longer like.

We are living in a complete turdopolis!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2021

turdnugget

A small piece of poop no bigger than the size of a mcdonalds chicken nugget. Usually comes after the main turd of the session and is also referred to as "the straggler".

Man, I just had like 5 turdnuggets come out. That is a new record I think.

by KurtMaGurt February 13, 2010

busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond

A phrase your grandparent might use to describe being busy with a futile, impossible, or endless task.

Cats like to cover their feces, but if they've done their business on a frozen pond, no matter how long they try to dig up something to cover it with, their paws will always slide on the ice. The joke is the mental image of a cat making the digging motion on ice for a long time.

I don't know why I keep weeding that garden. I've been busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond, but I tell you what, there's gonna be just as many dandelions tomorrow.

by Coell June 13, 2006

turdness

A word describing the shape of an object similar to the shape of a turd.

The turdness of it all.

by Reggie Bush Heisman January 26, 2016

turdoor

Locked with a turlock, opened with a turkey.

Turkey -> Turlock+turdoor = Unlocked turdoor

by Safe in Butter April 21, 2011