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trumplodyte

1.
a person unacquainted with affairs of the world who believes that through blunt, brutish speech one can achieve world domination.
2.
someone who, while unabashedly expressing offensive opinions about others, believes themselves to be irresistably charming.
3.
anyone who's level of narcissism is only exceeded by their over-inflated sense of self worth
4.
a shameless panderer willing to play to the rankest, most base instincts in their fellow citizens in order to garner favor
5.
someone who sincerely believes they have fabulous hair, when it is woefully obvious they do not
"Can you believe that guy? What a trumplodyte!"
"I could never date a trumplodyte like her."
"Don't trumplodytes know what they like look in a mirror? I'd shave my head..."
by Old Ya Ka June 30, 2016
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Trumpalina

an arrogant sorry excuse for a president. He's a bully yet he can't take criticism of any kind. He cries and bellyaches all the time, using the "fake news" jive line while his selfishness, vanity and corruption are obvious to all. This nickname is derived from TRUMP the Chump + ThumBALINA because despite his overbearing nature and delusions of god-hood, he is a really small pissant excuse of a man.
1. Trumpalina thinks he can do anything he wants since he hijacked the White House. However, he is on Putin's leash because Russianhackers breached U.S. cyberspace security on Election Day to set the Electoral College in Trump's favor. Trumpalina is a traitor, a quisling who is really owned by Vladimir Putin.

2. Trumpalina wants to build a Berlin-type 'Iron Curtain' wall at the Mexican border despite the fact there's border security already. Congress didn't appropriate the money for this wasteful enterprise. Trumpalina throws a hissy fit, he cries like a baby. WAH!

3. Trumpalina wants to scrap Obamacare without anything better. He has embarrassed himself to the rest of the world. He says NATO is obsolete and no allied nation even trusts him. He's a sexist pig, he gropes women and girls and has harassed beauty pageant contestants in the past . He imposed an immigration halt on mostly-Muslim countries - that is, where he has NO business interests. He has had Russian information ministers at the WH and he has openly given ISIS secrets to them. He is a slave to Putin, he openly collaborates with Russia. He is a small man and a sniveling cowardly traitor with a Nero complex. He acts like Caligula. IMPEACH TRUMPALINA NOW.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 2, 2017
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Trumplestoopfuk

Trump + Stoopfuk=Trumplestoopfuk
That Donald, he's such a Trumplestoopfuk
by POOKIES PLACE July 11, 2017
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Trumpology

The study of the unpredictable mindset of the 45th US President.
I have a Degree in Trumpology, But small hands aren't in my field.
by Idon'twritethebooks93 February 9, 2017
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Trumplomacy

trum-ploh-muh-see

noun
the profession, activity, or skill of being unable or useless at managing international relations.

the art of dealing with people in an insensitive and tactless way.
For the first time in his life Donald was now obliged to have recourse to Trumplomacy; and his pen proved almost as formidable as his wig .
by WelshRuffster January 9, 2017
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trumpland

The US during Donald Trump's presidency which will be full of POTUS mispelled tweets , laughable comments and basically embarrasing statements by the leader of free world during Donald J Trump's presidency.
These are unpresidented :) times now that we live in Trumpland.
by DoubleKismet January 5, 2017
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trumpology

The cult of Trump. Idiots who believe Trump will save the day and take them to a socialists paradise in a magic bus where jobs are plentiful and idiocy is rewarded.
Joe is into trumpology he believes trump will cure his erectile dysfunction, give him 50 IQ points and fix the roof on his trailer. Jason says "Trump cured my cancer!".
by realrepublican1 February 6, 2017
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