trumpology

This is the idea that even the dumbest people in the world can become president.

"Man, that guy has such a good idea! Spanish language is stupid, we should all use English!"
"Your such a trumpologist jim."
"Trumpology is the truth! And who cares about logic!"

by Skaiphos November 1, 2015

down the trumphole

A slang description of what seems like America’s mass hallucinogenic trip.

I have journeyed down the trumphole and I want to come out!

by Dr Bunnygirl February 21, 2019

trumpolicious

The ability to exceed the realism of reality and exaggerate for the sole purpose of self gratification. This condition can be demonstrated physically, socially and verbally.

Trumpolicious is the condition of believing that Orange is the other natural skintone and a comb over is actually an attractive hair style right.! A lie is not a lie if your believe it!

by profsuperb November 30, 2016

Trumplosion

The process in which an orange dwarf star spews copious amounts of vile hot gas until the gravity of its own petty bullshit causes it to implode on to itself.

I'm really enjoying how this Trumplosion is playing out in the media. F' that guy!

by MastercraftTools August 4, 2016

triumpholic

noun
someone who has a craving for a great victory or achievement.

1. "Gary Vaynerchuk, Steve Jobs & President Trump are literally triumpholics. "

2. Abby - Girl, you sure you wanna do this marketing job?
Sally - Yes. I'm positive asf.

Aby - Go girl...! You are such a triumpholic.

by ThisIsLahiru April 14, 2019

trumphobia

The state of being so completely embarrassed by the actions of your federal government you are unable to travel outside of the continental United States for fear of being the laughing stock of every non-US citizen you encounter ANYWHERE.

All over cable t.v. and plastered across the front page of the international

newspaper in bold print was, "US LEADER TO UNITED NATIONS COUNCIL

-CLAIMS 'THERE IS NOTHING WRONG DOWN THERE'' along with a close up

photo of the man with both hands pointing towards his crotch in

reference to a lewd comment made by an intoxicated person in a crowd.

Overcome with TRUMPHOBIA, barely able to breathe, I froze up, cringed

and pulled the blanket over my head knowing I wouldn't be able to take

my trip to Paris even though I had already purchased through an auction,

a pair of non-refundable round trip tickets that could not be

rescheduled . Just the thought of the foreign people staring, laughing

and pointing at me petrified me and I could not take the vacation.

by bulletfxr July 9, 2017

Trumpologize

(verb) Trumpologize: To apologize, but not really mean it.

"If I offended anyone for saying those lewd comments about women, I sincerely trumpologize. But Bill Clinton said much worse!"

by go out laughing October 8, 2016