Towelie

A Talking Towel

Towelie says "Don't forget to bring a towel"
Towelie says "Dya wanna get High?"

by Gangster Overachiever January 21, 2003

towelie

Second best "South Park" character. (Behind Cartman)

Towelie: "I choooose... I choose.. BOTH!"
(Popeye Theme Song)

by XMizzBojanglesX October 7, 2006

toweled

the act of being high as fuck. derived from toweley off of south park.

kurt....are you toweled out right now?

by jakeg9387 January 21, 2008

Towelie

That towel is mighty fine.

"Hey guys, wanna get high?" ~ Towelie

by Princess Steve May 10, 2004

Towelie moment

the feeling or moment in time that you phase from being normal to stoned, from one state of mind to another from use of cannabis
derived from the recurring south park character Towelie in the moments during the episodes that he smokes cannabis and goes from one logical basis to another due to the effects, a popular scene being the funky town moment, note examples;

most noticeable when hitting the first bong of the day or long toke from a substantial joint and your suddenly relaxed, chilled and everything feels just...better
' I've been waiting for that Towelie moment all day man'
the phrase itself principally deriving from South Park season 5, episode eight 'Towelie' (one specific example being from 14.25 to 15.15 in the episode):
youtube.com/watch?v=G_WJY72qoHc&feature=related

by things333 April 9, 2011

towelette

A towel smaller than a traditional towel, or a self cleaning wipe (moist wipes)

I clean my shoes with a towelette; I got some towelettes with my KFC

by Shan-Loc December 9, 2008

moist towelette

codeword for condoms. due to their simmilar shape in package.

guy1:"dude take this condom, you dont want your girlfriend pregnant"

guy2:"dude thanks for the moist towelette. *wink* *wink*"

by MrT1ki July 10, 2007