typewriter

an acient typing device your parents used after walking home from school through ten-foot snow drifts uphill both ways

Hey Karen! Look at this new typewriter i got! it even has automatic return!

by none January 15, 2004

bitch i'm threw

When you just can't deal and you literally have to throw yourself from the situation whether it be a funny conversation or something ridiculous .

Chantelle: Did she really do that?
Makeda: yessss she did
Chantelle: did she really read her love letters to him in front the entire school
Makeda: yesssssssss
Chanice: she really did it..I saw it myself
Chantelle: hahahaha bitch I'm threw (falls to the floor laughing because she was "thrown")

by Danii💕 November 19, 2016

Starving Tapeworm

A long, extremely thin penis

Once we got in bed I saw his starving tapeworm and got out of there as fast as I could.

by Starving tapeworm January 22, 2017

tapeworm

1) A parasite that enters the human digestive system and grows and thrives off what the human host consumes, causing severe weight loss or other digestive problems. See parasitism

1) My brother's girlfriend's uncle's lover went to New Guinea and came back 50 pounds thinner and with severe anal pain. We later found out, 34 months after he died, that he had been holding a tapeworm inside of him.

by Stray December 6, 2003

Thepwned

An awesome gaming community that plays different kinds of games like L4D2, CSS and MW2. Everyone is jealous of the fact that Thepwned has a lot of regulars on their servers and the other people have none.

Let's go play on Thepwned's playground server.

by Trexxy November 24, 2009

TheWhiteFlareon

An amazing animator

Yo, have you seen the new animation made by TheWhiteFlareon?

Yeah! It’s so cool.

by Xixcho da dorito January 15, 2021

Thewy

Is a lazy bitch who doesn’t answer his phone or text even though he isn’t doing shit.

Dammit James quit being a Thewy and answer your damn phone.

by Co-car-la-day February 25, 2023