parasitism
A symbiotic relationship in which one species, the parasite, benefits at the expense of the other, the host.
parasitism by Diana Stephens February 14, 2005
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parasitic troglodyte
An intensely ugly, unattractive, unwanted person. Often used in a self-degrading way. Someone of low intelligence, a Neanderthal.
parasitic troglodyte by sweetswede August 17, 2010
parasitic lifestyle
An intentional, manipulative, selfish, and exploitative financial dependence on others as reflected in a lack of motivation, low self-discipline, and inability to begin or complete responsibilities.
parasitic lifestyle by pub10der November 5, 2013
hair parasites
one of those dam hairs that random appears on your backpack or clothes for some weird shit you first blame it on the person with the color hair that is closed to you
hair parasites by 7uliette_ April 3, 2019
parasitic friend
A "friend" who really isn't a friend at all, but rather assumes that they are your friend and becomes very needy and dependent on you because you are their only "friend" they have.
Friend 1: You're driving Kayla to and from school for the rest of the year?
Friend 2: ....Yeah...
Friend 1: I thought you hated her!
Friend 2: She's a parasitic friend
Friend 2: ....Yeah...
Friend 1: I thought you hated her!
Friend 2: She's a parasitic friend
parasitic friend by HollaShawty May 26, 2010
Parasites
Parasites by the tweaker February 16, 2004
Parasitic Troglodyte
A repulsive, grotesque person of the male species. One who specializes at repelling females, and making people around them vomit uncontrollably. Usually smells like the inside of a hobo's butt, or two skunks fighting over some mushy poop.
Adam, Charlie, and Matt just walked in and everyone started puking. They are hideous and they stink, what a bunch or parasitic troglodytes.
Parasitic Troglodyte by smallandwimpy November 4, 2011
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