Most commonly used as a name for a Based boomer, or a boomer that has achieved enlightenment through the use of White Claw alcoholic seltzers

Also refers to a hairy penis
Me: I love Harry Jizzler

Also me: I love Harry Jizzler in my mouth
by Chan Jaoming September 29, 2020
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Take a banana.

Proceed to jack off.

Jizz on the banana.
Stick the banana up the girls vagina.
Proceed.
dude, me and Sally tried the banana jizzler.

Hardcore bro.
by rysterryn February 16, 2011
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Term referring to a type of dude who jizzes his pants after seeing naked men having an orgy
You know jerry? i saw him watching gay orgy porn. Guy was a real jizzler
by BigChungyballs December 10, 2022
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A menacing counterpart to the fiddler on the roof but with jizz and his name is ERJizzler.
Did you see Joey star in the jizzler movie? Man that guy must play a lot of GeoGuesser he’s everywhere in that movie. Good film, Keruig is quite the producer.
by ERJIZZLE March 18, 2022
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Will jizz on your school material
The jizzler just jizzed all over my text books
by The jizzler May 20, 2022
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