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Absolute communist propaganda. I cant believe this show is still on the air.
Okay, look at it this way. There is 4 colors of teletubbies Yellow, Red, Purple and Green, all 4 of these symbolizes the 4 tenants of communism.

The sun (which has a babies face) is the "big brother" or communist leader that watches over their every actions, the teletubbies just playfully go along their merry way, not noticing the suns evil intent.

This show is brainwashing kids everywhere. We must stand together!
by Not Zane October 16, 2004
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TeletubbiesFact is an online ARG Developed online in the summer of 2017. It takes place in utah with the main character being an unstable man and his problems with his wife. During November the account was suspended at 63,000 followers. An alt was made only 2 days later called @Teletubbiefact_ which also ended up being suspended 2 weeks later at 7,000 followers. The third account is currently still up and is called _teletubbiefact and is at 11,000 followers and has been around for only a week or so.
Have you heard of teletubbies updates? its that one weird twitter account that got up to 60,000 followers in only 3 months by posting creepy ass tweets!
by ilovehorror118 December 10, 2017
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Homosexual propaganda aimed at babies on LSD.
It's a very insidious show!
by Dr.Who November 1, 2004
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Four Reasons for People slowly going insane and commiting suicide
Narrator: one day in the teletubbies sad world of astro-turf I commited suicide because I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!
by Glenn Daly October 5, 2005
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Imagine a freaky bear/gorilla/human hybrid. Imagine this freaky creature has elf ears, an antenna on its head and a TV set on its stomach. Now imagine four of them, all different colours and living in an astro-turf world eating happy-looking pancakes and drinking this weird liquid from a bowl, and having a robot vacuum cleaner that never has to be emptied clean up after them.

You have just imagined the Teletubbies.
Teletubbies doesn't teach kids anything!
by Haruka Hoshino December 4, 2009
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Weird ass things that where little coloful suits and have no penis. The dumass show started a while back and was designed more for stoned people than little kids
(high) holy shit man look at what they're doin to that vaccum! thats awesome

Other guy: gimme another hit!
by some stupid F'ing retard June 6, 2005
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five useless dancing furry shitheads, who may or may not have practiced homo-erotica.
<yellow tubby> hi purple tubby!
<purple tubby> I wondering if you'd lend me some money, yellow tubby?
<yellow tubby> oh, why?
<purple tubby> because its THIRRRRTEEEN DOLLARRRRRRRRS FOR A TELETUBBIE DILLLLLLLDOOOOOO
by miguel sanchez March 30, 2003
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