Harry Santos

When the act of oral sex results in rug burn upon the giving party's face due to the unkempt nature of the receiving party's genitals.

John got a Harry Santos when he went down on Sofia's mangled, thorny bush between her legs.

by Richard Santos September 19, 2012

Santorum Rally

1. A shocking sex act involving santorum, usually one that lasts a long time or has multiple components.

2. Specific sex acts meeting these conditions are sometimes referred to as a santorum rally.

3. To santorumize, esp. for an extended period of time.

"I went all the way with him," he said. I shuddered and looked down; I couldn't believe my ears. "I mean, when I say 'all the way,' I mean all-- the-- way," he continued, being sure to carefully annunciate each word, as though I wouldn't know what he was talking about if I missed the "the". I just couldn't bear the thought of the two of them together. Paul, my Paul. It just wasn't right. "Yeah, it was a real santorum rally last night."

"I GET IT!" I snapped, and even Simon seemed surprised at my reaction.

by rodisgod September 2, 2012

Svanþór

vitlaust brund sem fór í píkuna á mömmu hans,aka ekki mamma hans ,Svanþór

hver er fritz ,Svanþór það er my lady boy ,svanni koddu riða

by mohammed983959549 October 25, 2019

Swanton Bomb

When you launch pad, bounce or rift onto someone and shot gun them. TFUE classic

"Finna swanton bomb this default lookin ass"

by tombrowwn July 29, 2018

Rick Santorum Effect

The more you learn about someone and spend time with them, the less you like them.

Janet: So, how was your date last night?

Valerie: It was ok, it's our 20th date, and I liked him way better when I barely knew him.

Janet: He had a Rick Santorum Effect on you.

by Potterfan344 June 8, 2012

santorum

1. That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

2. Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA)

As his happy cries subsided, the sweet sticky santorum began dribbling from his distended asshole like melted mocha frappuccino. He told me that he loved me. It was only then that I realized the man I'd sodomized in a Pittsburgh bathouse was noe other than Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA). I felt dirty.

by max December 12, 2004

santorectum

Gateway to colonoscopy.

1. Does toilet paper leave you bleeding? Then try a Kohler bidet -- gentle on your santorectum.

2. Bristol Palin drank too many wine coolers and woke up in a tent, her santorectum throbbing.

by Tony.97209 June 24, 2011