stapes 

Yorkshire slang - used to describe a particularly fine horse.

"What a beautiful stapes that is," Said John, the breeder of Connemara ponies.
"Absolutely stunning," Agreed his wife, Mary.

stapes by biglog September 1, 2009

STApes 

STApes

Stands for Sexually Trasmitted Apes.
Entire nonsensical sexually transmitted disease.

"Mike, did you hear that Erica got STApes of Allan?"
Mike: "That guy WAS always monkeying around."

STApes by iamstapesmand September 1, 2009

stapes 

a word for a friend who tortured you during primary school with their abnormally weird games.

"You are a stapes because you make me play weird games."
"Okay."

stapes by sorrytim September 1, 2009

Stapes 

Name for a pillow stuffed with the down and feathers of ducks, chickens and geese. Most commonly available in Turkey and Ukraine.

"This is a very fine pillow. Where did you get it?"
"It is a Stapes pillow. Made of the finest duck, chicken and geese feathers and down."
"Niiiice."

Stapes by farmerbailey September 1, 2009

Stapes 

Lord Voldemort's pet name for Kreacher the House Elf.

"Come here, Stapes. You are a good house elf, are you not?"
"Yes, master."
"Then bring me Harry Potter, or I will cut off your head and put it on a plaque, but only after eating your entrails."
"Yes master."

Stapes by BIGGESTHARRYFANEVER September 1, 2009

Stapes 

Name for a bra designed for, and by, men. Usually green or dark blue, as many men with moobs object to the colours pink and lemon yellow.

"Hi, my name is Albert, and I'm looking for a stapes, size XL?"
"Of course, sir, we'll be with you right away."
"Thank you kindly."

Stapes by ihavemoobs September 1, 2009

Stapes 

Slang for staples.

I need some stapes to hold these pages together

Stapes by MrZero December 10, 2009