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Tradition farm word for a duck that is in heat.

"God, did you see that pair of Stapes? They've been going at it all day!"
"God, did you see that pair of Stapes? They've been going at it all day!"
by farmerduck September 01, 2009
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Paper product used as a barrier against unwanted messes, such as the liner at the bottom of a bird cage.
Please put a New York Times under that before it gets all over the place.
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"Oh my god, Mr O'Dubhlaing is such a stapes."
"I know, I keep thinking he's looking at me, but he's actually looking at the other side of the room!"
"Scary shit, man."
by cockeyes September 01, 2009
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Irish slang for a particularly hairy armpit.
Brian - "Jaysus, did you see the Stapes on that one?"
Eric - "She's more hair under there that I have on me head!"
by i like armpits September 01, 2009
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Irish slang for a depressed, obsessive, psychotic, stalkerish, attention seeking girl.
"See her? She's the girl who was stalking Jamie and Stephen!"
"Oh my God, Chloe? Yeah, that girl is such a Stapes.
by You_Wish_We_Hadnt_Met September 05, 2009
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an alcoholic Irish drink that guarantees to have the drinker drunk within three sips.
Sip One:
"Hmm. Johnny, this Stapes is good."

Sip Two:
"Johnny, boy, where did you get this, this.. what is this?"

Sip three:
"Johnny! Johnny, I - I think I LOVE you!" ... falls off chair
by proudto beirishman September 01, 2009
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