Squart

The act of cutting a fart from a squatting position.....

Jerry was squatting down to get his keys, when he suddenly squarted in front of Amy.

by Mook Bug July 18, 2019

Squaritis

When a person has multiple square features.

She has squaritis.
She has a bad case of squaritis.

by itis1519 March 2, 2018

Squaroval-ish

To describe a shape of a basket.

It's not square, it's not oval.
It's squaroval-ish

by SLorentz611 April 13, 2020

Squart

When a person is constipated, and his or her fart must be squeezed past the offending bunged up turd.

squeezed fart = squart.

"ive got terrible wind, but because im constipated i can only manage a squart"

by Mc Buzzell May 3, 2016

Squartermelon

The opposite of a Blumpkin. When a guy carpet munches, will the girl drops a deuce. Preferably inside a port-o-potty!

Jency received a squartermelon from Billy at the bar last night.

by classyskinnystall June 8, 2010

squart

When your stomach makes a farting sound and it's not a fart but it sounds like one. Known to cause embarrassment.

Originated from the combination of the squelching sound your stomach makes that resembles a fart: squelching stomach fart = squart.

I drank my water too quickly, and my stomach squarted.

by UlyssesSGrant December 29, 2012

Squart

When a woman farts following sex which leads to a squirt of seminal fluid from her vagina.

Honey that was such amazing sex. Ooops, I just squarted. Can you get me a towel?

by Squartlover January 9, 2010