"How did computers start? Well someone built a box, I think, and then a wizard spluffed into it and made it magic, and that's probably how technology works, right?"
"You idiot, the world isn't wizard jizz!"
"You idiot, the world isn't wizard jizz!"
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Get the Put in a spliff mug.A monthly tournament in the game Splatoon. Each participant must choose a team, for example, spongebob vs. Patrick. The tournament is region-specific, thus America and European countries do not have to compete with the vast hoard of ninja Japanese players from hell. The reward for winning is a bunch if snails and a mother and father who say they are proud of you but weep in the night
Yo, you getting in on the splatfest this weekend?
Nah, I smashed my Wii U after losing 300-0 to some Japanese dudes.
Nah, I smashed my Wii U after losing 300-0 to some Japanese dudes.
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Get the splatfest mug.Lucy spaffically threw her work book against the wall, and rejoiced as it was shot to pieces by autonomous gun-turrets.
Unable to contain her pathological need for deception, Alice spaffically blurted out lie after lie, regardless of how unconvincing her statements were.
Sheriff John, holding the lifeless exoskeleton of his cyborg deputy, spaffically screamed at the sky as to why fate had stripped him of his colleague, life partner, and masseur.
Unable to contain her pathological need for deception, Alice spaffically blurted out lie after lie, regardless of how unconvincing her statements were.
Sheriff John, holding the lifeless exoskeleton of his cyborg deputy, spaffically screamed at the sky as to why fate had stripped him of his colleague, life partner, and masseur.
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Get the Spaffically mug.1. The "mind manifesting" result of smoking a very potent marijuana cigarette.
2. Usually paid as a compliment to the person who rolled the joint as it was perfectly crafted with a perfectly balanced ratio of weed and tobacco.
2. Usually paid as a compliment to the person who rolled the joint as it was perfectly crafted with a perfectly balanced ratio of weed and tobacco.
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