Sheffield Slammer

The act of punching ones cervix.

Hey baby do you want a sheffield slammer?

by Marissa Manfredi+Ricky Tomori October 21, 2008

sheffed

Thrust a knife or other pointed weapon into (someone) so as to wound or kill.

Oh no he sheffed Elliot in the stomach

by Dontwatch May 23, 2016

Spaff

To wake up in the morning with a huge amount of Facebook notifications and finding out that one person has 'liked' every comment you made the previous day.

I have just been Spaffed
I am getting a Spaffing as we speak

by Jelly Pumpernickel October 4, 2012

Spiffed Up

The act of being dressed up in a suit and tie, for an occasion or for no reason at all.

Matt: I feel like getting spiffed up and going to a nice club tonight. These dive bars are getting old.
Jack: Calm down

by Random user May 3, 2017

smeff

Alternative musician, based in Phoenix, Arizona, but successful in the U.K. and throughout Europe. Known for elaborate stage productions, bizarre musical compositions, and his distinctive physical features; bald head, aviator sunglasses, and ever present cigar. Top European singles include "If Everyone Was Nice" and "Letters From Oblivion".

"I like that song that Smeff played at Glastonbury."

by 73737 February 1, 2008

sheffield

God's City, pure and simple

If God were to specify his birth place on his CV, he would say Sheffield

by Sheffieldian July 12, 2006

Seffner

The wost place to live in Florida. Drug capital of Hillsborough. Also known as Methner.

Seffner is known for it's many meth labs, and the ability to get any drug anywhere. Seffner also sucks.

by Mrs. Peters June 21, 2008