Seffner is known for it's many meth labs, and the ability to get any drug anywhere. Seffner also sucks.
by Mrs. Peters June 20, 2008
A place in Hillsborough county, Fl where all the crackheads live. The drug capital of Florida, also known as methner. There’s one place in particular. A school called Seffner Christian Academy, a private school that resides right in front of a little motel hotel inn. There’s been several meth labs that have blown up and the kids at SCA watch the crackheads walk up and down the sidewalk. It’s also a big joke to the SCA kids to call it the shady hotel, there’s even a fan page dedicated to the crackheads seen at the hotel. It’s called methner.crackers (y’all should follow it). Anyways Seffner is quite the place to grow up with all the 12 year old Caucasian gang wannabes that buy and deal pot from the crack crazies. If you live there you know that everyday holds something new and it’s never a boring day in seffner.
by ••- -• -•- -• —- •— -• —- -• • November 30, 2019
Small town of good ole boys that grew up working hard for what they want. Can be seen playing football at armwood, fishing at lake Hooker and Lake Thonotosassa, or running them good ole cur dogs. Girls round here, you best stay away from.
by Rednek77 November 6, 2017
A school in Seffner, Fl that is full of rich privileged kids and a few sucky teachers. A place that cares too much about its appearance and spends all the tuition cash on plants and doesn’t fix the sewage. Kids are constantly leaving this hell hole and teachers are always complaining about one teacher in particular (mr. toxic). I don’t recommend going here. It literally sucks! This school is too cookie cutter perfect and expects perfection from the students and expels anyone who doesn’t meet the criteria. This suckass school has expelled legends. Rip to our fallen soldiers. Spread the word of the famous Methner academy.
Dude 1: have you heard about that school in seffner?
Dude 2: Seffner Christian Academy? Yeah I hear it’s like a cult or something
Dude 1: yeah it’s pretty suckass
Dude 2: Seffner Christian Academy? Yeah I hear it’s like a cult or something
Dude 1: yeah it’s pretty suckass
by ••- -• -•- -• —- •— -• —- -• • March 10, 2020