A place in Hillsborough county, Fl where all the crackheads live. The drug capital of Florida, also known as methner. There’s one place in particular. A school called Seffner Christian Academy, a private school that resides right in front of a little motel hotel inn. There’s been several meth labs that have blown up and the kids at SCA watch the crackheads walk up and down the sidewalk. It’s also a big joke to the SCA kids to call it the shady hotel, there’s even a fan page dedicated to the crackheads seen at the hotel. It’s called methner.crackers (y’all should follow it). Anyways Seffner is quite the place to grow up with all the 12 year old Caucasian gang wannabes that buy and deal pot from the crack crazies. If you live there you know that everyday holds something new and it’s never a boring day in seffner.

Redneck: hey you live in seffner?
Crackhead: yEaH i LiVe In ThE sHaDy HoTeL!¡

Seffner by ••- -• -•- -• —- •— -• —- -• • November 30, 2019

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Seffner Fl

Small town of good ole boys that grew up working hard for what they want. Can be seen playing football at armwood, fishing at lake Hooker and Lake Thonotosassa, or running them good ole cur dogs. Girls round here, you best stay away from.

Them Seffner Fl boys sure think they run this town.

Seffner Fl by Rednek77 November 6, 2017

Seffner Christian Academy

A school in Seffner, Fl that is full of rich privileged kids and a few sucky teachers. A place that cares too much about its appearance and spends all the tuition cash on plants and doesn’t fix the sewage. Kids are constantly leaving this hell hole and teachers are always complaining about one teacher in particular (mr. toxic). I don’t recommend going here. It literally sucks! This school is too cookie cutter perfect and expects perfection from the students and expels anyone who doesn’t meet the criteria. This suckass school has expelled legends. Rip to our fallen soldiers. Spread the word of the famous Methner academy.

Dude 1: have you heard about that school in seffner?
Dude 2: Seffner Christian Academy? Yeah I hear it’s like a cult or something

Dude 1: yeah it’s pretty suckass

Seffner Christian Academy by ••- -• -•- -• —- •— -• —- -• • March 10, 2020

Seffered

Sexually frusterated;Psychologically horny.

I'm seffered. Her clit is taunting me.

Seffered by The True Legit Wise Ones May 28, 2010

Seffers

If "Insestual Creampie" had a face. It'd be him.

Ew. He's such a Seffers.

Seffers by Thebadassbitch August 7, 2016

Seffering

Suffering, but, like, way worse.

I thought Veronica was suffering, but it turns out she's seffering, so I doubt she'll come to bingo on Tuesday.

Seffering by Jimminster February 4, 2021

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026