Rooftop Snowman

An activity conceived by 2 Buhler High School students in which a snowman is crafted by the finest Chicago snow on top of a high-rise next to the Chicago river. When this snow does not form into a snowman, these 2 amazing individuals typically make Rooftop Snow Angels instead...

A boy named Brandon had a dream. That dream was to create a snowman. He didn't just want any ordinary snowman...he wanted a snowman that was on top of a 16-story apartment building. Therefore he came to Chicago to build a Rooftop Snowman.

by yoohoo42 May 8, 2012

Terrorist Snowman

Dirty smut snowmen that chill on the side of the road in Mario Karts Frappe Snowland waiting for an unsuspecting driver to suicide bomb. Usually preys on those to shlammerfaced to drive in a straight line while playing Drunk Driving.

STAR POWER! Fuck you dirty Terrorist Snowman

by Kennysabigdumbbitch December 1, 2011

Rusty Snowman

The act of ejaculating on your computer screen when masturbating. Can be performed intentionally or most times, accidentally. Can result when you don't take care to masturbate at least two inches away from your computer screen.

I performed a rusty snowman and had to take my laptop to Best Buy, but they couldn't fix it.

by shmonroe August 24, 2016

Snowmaggedon

When a huge winter blizzard surpasses a previous large winter storm (see snowpocalypse) and dumps copious amounts of snow in a place unprepared for such large snowfall amounts thus grinding entire transportation, retail, school and government systems to nearly a complete halt for several days. Results in extreme cabin fever leading to massive snowball fights and excessive photography.

I've been trapped in my neighborhood for five days now without mail, phone or electricity because of the Snowmaggedon !!!

by Sierramaiden February 9, 2010

snowmageddon

A monumental winter storm, lasting multiple days and resulting in copious amounts of snow and disastrous winter driving conditions.

"did you hear about the snowmageddon arriving on friday? It's going to be amazing!"

by Bed4rd December 21, 2008

Dark Snowman

The act of defecating in an ice chest, cooler, freezer, or any cold container. The likes of which results in a well preserved shit that can last long periods of time without decay or other changes in form.

I left my Yeti cooler unattended and when I returned to grab another beer, I grabbed a Dark Snowman instead.

by Lightwork May 7, 2018

Serious Snowman

A snowman that has liberated himself from the everlasting torture of wearing a fake smile made of coal.

Any snowman that has no mouth or who's mouth is shaped in such a way that it makes the snowman look serious, is a serious snowman.

A Serious Snowman is a snowman that you will not want to venture too close too. The serious snowmen are notorious for being overly violent and territorial, especially towards smiling snowmen.

note: Any normal snowman can be converted into a Serious Snowman at any point in its lifespan. There have been occurrences where entire neighborhoods of snowmen have been converted into Serious Snowmen by radical snowman rights activists.

Justin : “Hey lets go make snow angels in that yard across the street!”

A.J. : “I don't think thats a good idea...”

Justin : “Why not?”

A.J. : “Because thats a Serious Snowman in that guys yard, see how his coal mouth is so serious looking. And besides, it would be hard to make snow angels with all those mutilated snowmen corpses littering the yard.”

Justin : "Well what about that other yard over there."

A.J. : "Sure."

by Crahan September 12, 2008