Snoozer
Snoozer (noun)
A person so aggressively opposed to anything they perceive as "woke" that they've made being asleep their entire personality.
A Snoozer mistakes social progress, diversity, inclusion, representation, or basic human decency for a personal attack. Characterized by manufactured outrage, weaponized ignorance, selective freedom, and an impressive ability to regurgitate other people's opinions while insisting they're an independent thinker.
Snoozers use "woke" as a substitute for critical thinking, treating the mere existence or equality of people different from themselves as something to complain about.
Not to be confused with someone who simply disagrees with progressive ideas. A Snoozer isn't defined by disagreement, but by reflexive outrage, intellectual laziness, and treating other people's inclusion as their own oppression.
Derived from the original meaning of "woke" as being awake to social injustice. If being woke means being awake, someone proudly committed to remaining asleep is a Snoozer.
A person so aggressively opposed to anything they perceive as "woke" that they've made being asleep their entire personality.
A Snoozer mistakes social progress, diversity, inclusion, representation, or basic human decency for a personal attack. Characterized by manufactured outrage, weaponized ignorance, selective freedom, and an impressive ability to regurgitate other people's opinions while insisting they're an independent thinker.
Snoozers use "woke" as a substitute for critical thinking, treating the mere existence or equality of people different from themselves as something to complain about.
Not to be confused with someone who simply disagrees with progressive ideas. A Snoozer isn't defined by disagreement, but by reflexive outrage, intellectual laziness, and treating other people's inclusion as their own oppression.
Derived from the original meaning of "woke" as being awake to social injustice. If being woke means being awake, someone proudly committed to remaining asleep is a Snoozer.
“He spent twenty years telling everyone to stop being so sensitive, then had a complete fucking meltdown because a department store put two men holding hands in a Christmas ad."
“Here come the Snoozers crying about Gears of War going woke over adding some Pride flags"
“Disney introduced another black princess and the Snoozers are calling it woke propaganda.”
“A company changed its logo for Pride Month and the Snoozers are already threatening a boycott.”
“Here come the Snoozers crying about Gears of War going woke over adding some Pride flags"
“Disney introduced another black princess and the Snoozers are calling it woke propaganda.”
“A company changed its logo for Pride Month and the Snoozers are already threatening a boycott.”
snoozer salad
snoozer salad by Kolden101 February 26, 2021
Snoozer Boozer
A person who drinks alcohol in their sleep. Similar to sleep-eating, but consuming alcohol instead of food.
Snoozer Boozer by elliot_ October 10, 2023
snoozer male
person 1: yo bro have you finished the job
person 2 (snoozer): nah sorry i was snoozing
person 1: man youre such a snoozer male
person 2 (snoozer): nah sorry i was snoozing
person 1: man youre such a snoozer male
snoozer male by anthonysnoozer January 7, 2024
Tube Snoozer
Someone who needs or tends to leave the television on to help them sleep. Usually rerunning a movie or tv show they've seen so many times to comfort (or bore) them to sleep.
Dave: Your wife Rhonda watches the same freakin' movie every night. Why?
Brent: It makes her fall asleep...and now it makes me fall asleep cuz its freakin' mind-numbing.
Dave: Dear God... I'm surrounded by tube snoozers.
Brent: It makes her fall asleep...and now it makes me fall asleep cuz its freakin' mind-numbing.
Dave: Dear God... I'm surrounded by tube snoozers.
Tube Snoozer by PDXJohnny99 April 11, 2013
Boggle Snoozer
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