scamster

A person or robo phone call designed to scam the call recipient out of info, time, privacy, money or anything of value to the caller or caller's employer, the scamster.

The FCC is doing nothing about a million scamster calls a day to my cell. There are so many scamster calls per day that we had to quit answering the phone directly and instead, answer with our own robo announce to press 1 to get rid of robo calls, leaving the other live scamsters that then hang up, instead of leaving a message. He had fun out scamming the scamster by giving him fake information.

by Rebop June 11, 2018

Seamster

A male seamstress, more commonly known as a Tailor.

I need to take my new suit to the seamster, he’s really good at tailoring.

by TM71985 May 11, 2021

Samster king

A samster king is a man or lesbian who swallows hamsters in one go and leaves their trail with the hamsters left back leg

A samster king ate my hamster
Awhhh man my hamsters leg is all that's left because of a samster king

by Cake_taster September 11, 2021

Samster

A nickname given to a girl named Samantha. She’s a very fiesty one watch out don’t get on her bad side. She’s truly confused about her feelings for guys as practically the entire town is trying to get with her but she treats them all as they’re her brothers. She’s a great gal with spunk watch out or she might just break a bone or two of yours.

Did you see Samster? She’s a scary one

by Anonymousmyass June 5, 2021

Samster

Someone, usually possessing the name Samuel or a variation of that name, to have hamsterlike qualities. For example: a samster may make noises expected to be from a rodent, have abnormally large front teeth that may or may not be yellow, have a small stature, or anything else significatory of a hamster.

(hamster sound)
Guy- Did you hear that? It sounded like...
Guy#2- Stop, it was probably just that kid called Sam, he a huge samster.

by adasdfsdg May 10, 2011

Slapster

A man or woman with an unquenchable fetish for slapping others on the buttocks

Trish can be a real slapster at parties.

by DrMeandudeMD October 6, 2006

slastered

Getting really drunk, while at the same time trying to obtain a copious amount of horse manure. It almost always involves a couple of hispanic workers that are used as sidekicks. Usually takes place in rural areas of the united states south of the Mason Dixon line.

dude; i was slastered last night.

Other dude; sick dude did you get some of that manure?

by thekrunkpimphoodkillah October 23, 2013