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Scandinavian Penis

alternatively: Scandinavian "Penisula"

For people with a sense of humor and a dirty mind. orig. "Scandinavian Peninsula."

Coming from the fact that the peninsula looks a lot like a penis on a map, with Finland being another penis and the tips touching.
Person 1: Hey I heard Petre was from the Scandinavian Penis
Person 2: Really? What side of the ethnic meat staff is he from?
Person 1: I think Norway, he seems a lot fuzzier than a Swede or a Finn.
Person 2: Ha! I'd love to be from a penis-shaped country like Finland.
by Hugh Jazzdich October 28, 2013
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Scandinavian Rooster

When a guy appears to be consoling a woman who is ralphing by pulling her hair back. Preferably, the woman is wearing a slutty skirt and she is perched at a 90 degree angle when he rips her panties aside and ass fucks the shit out of her while she's still barfing. The harder he fucks her the more puke she'll get out and consequently making the guy look good by suppling medical aid.
Nick: Dude, that girl down there looks really sick.
Pete: Yeah, she just drank some hunch punch, but it looks like that douchey scrote is going to take care of her.
Nick: Damn, she's puking like crazy
Pete: Holy shit, he's giving her the Scandinavian Rooster
Nick: She looks like she feels better already. That guy's not so bad.
by nickgolf August 3, 2008
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Scandinavian Clincher

Scandinavian Clincher

When one person takes his or her "pointer" finger and "middle" finger, reaches underneath a male's legs (generally from behind) and attempts to pull his scrotum down while trying to insert his or her thumb deep into the male's anus.

A person with great skill who can wiggle or move their hand in a "wave" motion while fully engaged in the maneuver is considered to be able to fulfill the requirements of the "Original Scandinavian Clincher. As of recently, the wiggle or "wave" motion has been abandoned due to the extreme difficulty of successfully being able to complete the maneuver.

If done correctly, the "Scandinavian Clincher" can be a demoralizing and effective maneuver to cause pain/discomfort and or embarrassment.
Patient "A": "Dr., the strangest thing happened to me the other day?

Dr.: "Ok, tell me what happened."

Patient "A": "A person came up from behind me and pulled down on my sack with what I think was his index and middle finger. And at the same time placed his thumb far into my butt. It made me feel uncomfortable. It also caused me minor/medium pain. . ."

Dr.: "Hmmmm, this is interesting. I had a patient not too long ago complain of a similar instance. What happened to you is insulting. I understand that. The technical term of what had happened to you is a "Scandinavian Clincher."
by Leto Shepppard February 21, 2010
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scandinavian

Hottest females alive
blonde hair and everything great
That scandinavian girl is fine!!
by Margaret May 18, 2004
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Scandinavian earplug

Somebody cums in someones ear so when it drys you can not hear.
Tanner-"Dude shes asleep."
George-"Im gonna give her a scandinavian earplug!"
by Joe1545256 August 11, 2010
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Scandinavian skyscraper

The act of getting a handjob from a ginger kids mother while she is getting penetrated by two others.
Dude, I gave Brad's mom a Scandinavian Skyscraper last night while Joe and Eric DP'ed her.
by Little BB September 6, 2013
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Scandinavian Touch

The act off adding ketchup to various dishes that usually doesn't feature it.
Damn bro you have ketchup witj your spaghetti?!

Yeah man it's the Scandinavian Touch.
by Phishticuffs March 18, 2021
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