Shmea

A meaningless answer to a question or comment you may dissagree with, or may be said in the middle of (ex. moment of silence for a dead pet of your friend's mother's siter's brother's cousin)

this word also happens to be my favorite word

"Betty! We are not going to the mall!"

"SHMEA!!!"

by Bailz of Hay December 3, 2004

Shmeathead

Someone who is stupid and is always doing or saying some dumb shit

Originated in Manhattan Village Academy

This shmeathead Sydney took a shit in a park.

by The real point guard October 16, 2018

shmeater

Small penis.

I walked in and his shmeater was out.

by big_calebbarber May 13, 2019

Shmeables

An imaginary form of measurement usually used to subversively make people want to end their own lives in annoyance at repeated "shmeables". To really impress your friends never stop using shmeables, even in life or death situations, always respond as such: "meh, about 3 or 4 shmeables".

Idiot with no shmeables: hey how much money you got on you?
Chad with Shmeables: meh, like 2-5 shmeables
Idiot with no shmeables: *seething*

by Chad with Shmeables January 28, 2022

Shmefty

Its a word that takes the place of a word when you don't know what word to use. It can be a noun, verb, adjective, pronoun you get the idea

You are so Shmefty
Don't be a shmeft
You're such a shmeffer
They are shmeffing around
Shmefty.com

by Jazmin May 26, 2004

shmeagle

between smuggleing and sneaking ....

*smeagle is in TLOTR but SHMEAGLE is my word

I'm so going to shmeagle that cookie from you

by carriebarr88 August 21, 2009

shmear

A large spreaded schlop of cream cheese usually schlepped all over a bagel.

Will you stop schlepping that doggone shmear on my toasty bagel.

by SHLOP July 29, 2005