Schmagma

one of many types of dick cheese

Since he has not taken a shower his dick stinks from the schmagma build up

by Johner October 6, 2005

Shagmas Tree

A UK term for Christmas Tree

It’s almost Shagmas, it’s time to put up the Shagmas Tree!

by UK terms January 29, 2022

Shmegma Effect

When an absolutely repulsive person just acts normally and makes EVERYTHING bad. No matter what, if a Shmegma ( a person who exhibits the shmegma effect) is involved, the situation automatically gets worse.

One kid was shooting a basketball when a person exhibiting the shmegma effect, like a dick, blocked the first kid's shot. While this may seem harmless, because of the shmegma effect the ball was blocked into his face.

by queen202mell March 10, 2017

shmegma

Shmegma is a waxy like white stuff that is on the uncircumsized penis, and if not cleaned daily it will get very cake like and start to smell.

Your shmegma smells!

by mandy August 5, 2003

shagmas

‘Merry Shagmas!’ The british way of saying Merry Christmas. It comes from the word ‘shag’ which means ‘present’

-Broski, did u come from that dude who went viral on tik tok?
-Yes. BTW, have a Merry Shagmas!

by shagmastok January 10, 2022

shmagack

1.A white guy who dresses and acts like a black guy.2.Any guy who acts like he,s someone else,usually making a complete ass of himself constantly.3.A white guy who talks with a south side Chicago ghetto accent.

"Yo sup G money! Yall trippin like a mo fo! best gets to steppin fool! and get up off me!" "peace" Larrys mom is unaware she gave birth to a colored baby, o thats right she DID,NT Larrys is a fucking SHMAGACK

by CHICAGO GUY February 11, 2008

Shmigma

The cheese like substance found under the foreskin of an unclean, uncircumcised penis.

While Tom was in the shower, he cleaned the shmigma from his wang.

by OhMyGoo December 17, 2004