extremely inebriated, ie. shitfaced, smashed, hammered, blitzed, shithoused, drunk, etc.
Similar declination to soused, but derives from an episode when Mr. Kevin Shouse of Atlanta, GA was so drunk he earned his own adjective.
Similar declination to soused, but derives from an episode when Mr. Kevin Shouse of Atlanta, GA was so drunk he earned his own adjective.
by geedo November 2, 2004
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A - "Let's chill today. We'll shmouse than go pick some bitches up."
B - "No doubt, you want me to cop the bud?"
B - "Can't dude, I gotta drug test tomorrow."
A - "Let's chill today. We'll shmouse than go pick some bitches up."
B - "No doubt, you want me to cop the bud?"
by Jay Mattyass October 28, 2009
Get the Shmouse mug.Someone who's a bit of a cunt, top notch geazer who knows all the words to Little T Road Rage. He likes to rock his 3 stripes and his cheap shoes from ASDA living that he got on a 50% sale cos he ain't about that life. Comments under girls pictures the 100 and fire emoji. Usually someone who reps around with their mandem and vapes. Bit of a fuckboy but his lads love him anyway.
by Primarks June 22, 2017
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1. (pronounced shlaw-zet) A shower built into what was previously a closet. This very rare but crafty home luxury sometimes exists where a single home has been divided up into fifteen gazillion separate apartments; space and pluming are limited, so showers are built wherever possible, and rarely attached to, or even near a bathroom.
In one modern subculture that emerged in the early 2010s, commonly referred to as "shlosetist", shlosets have become a hobby, and somewhat of a cultural influence after one was discovered in the basement apartment of a disturbed individual's brother, who remains anonymous. Within this culture, shlosets are often constructed solely to facilitate frequent usage of the word, which many will agree, is fun to say. Quality shlosets are the envy of many, and are often shown to house guests who usually wrinkle their brow in bewilderment at the obsessiveness of the hobbyist. Women, still fail to understand the shloset, and almost universally refuse sexual relations with a male shlosetist, for obvious reasons, and for fears that the obsession may lead to reduced closet space within any future shared living space with a shlosetist.
2. The act of washing one's self within a shloset.
Also see: shlozet.
In one modern subculture that emerged in the early 2010s, commonly referred to as "shlosetist", shlosets have become a hobby, and somewhat of a cultural influence after one was discovered in the basement apartment of a disturbed individual's brother, who remains anonymous. Within this culture, shlosets are often constructed solely to facilitate frequent usage of the word, which many will agree, is fun to say. Quality shlosets are the envy of many, and are often shown to house guests who usually wrinkle their brow in bewilderment at the obsessiveness of the hobbyist. Women, still fail to understand the shloset, and almost universally refuse sexual relations with a male shlosetist, for obvious reasons, and for fears that the obsession may lead to reduced closet space within any future shared living space with a shlosetist.
2. The act of washing one's self within a shloset.
Also see: shlozet.
by braddlecat April 4, 2010
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by BIGMANONCAMPU55 August 23, 2011
Get the Shtouse mug.1."That sprite looks too bubbly??" "Yeah, Ive dropped a fukload of xans in it. It's splouse season bih!".
2."Yaw, I'm fuckin sploouuuused. 03".
2."Yaw, I'm fuckin sploouuuused. 03".
by 03TRVP May 15, 2018
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