Seatgull

A course registration website that totally doesn't have a mentally defective founder

Wow, did you see Coursicle having a meltdown on twitter? At least seatgull seems marginally sane

by Not a seatgull dev I promise March 10, 2022

Uzi (Seat)

the seats in the rear of a vehicle nearest the windows, similar to the front passenger being "shotgun".
Refers to drive by spot

Cayden: "Shotgun!"
Zach and ERic "Damn. Uzi (seat) no battle bryan take hump

by PB SLAPPER June 26, 2010

Seattle Rock Band player

Anyone who plays in a rock band based in Seattle.

Gavin was a Kickass bass player; he's a Seattle Rock Band player & Damn Good at it!

by Starchylde June 15, 2016

Seatbelting

A derivative of fingering; the act of tickling a female ‘down there’, during which both parties face the same way, with the female recipient backed up against the front side of the ‘sender’; the senders working arm extends over the shoulder of the recipient, thus securing the recipient in place, resembling the appearance of a buckled seatbelt.

“Bro, did you see Ollie seatbelting Cadhla’s little sister at Ana’s last night? Was he playing counting stars in her ear through his phone?”
“Yeah so sick. Isn’t she like 17 though?”

by Olliemckenna1 June 18, 2021

Heat seat

The uncomfortable situation when using a toilet and the seat is warm from the previous user.

Brendan: I was at work early this am and hardly anyone was in the office, though when I went to take a dump, I found the seat was warm.

Frank: Man, what are the odds. There are four stalls and you chose the one with the heat seat.

Brendan: ya, not great way to start my day. I was simply finishing my coffee.

by the comand'r October 15, 2016

West Seattle highschool

A school located in west seattle that is known for its trashy hoes and wannabe gang bangers.

West Seattle High is widely known for its 2015 chlamydia outbreak due to a particular “squad” of people having intercourse with each other.

Also widely known for its hoes. They’re known to prostitute themselves within the all gender bathroom. Typical pricing is $5 for a blow job.

Teachers at West Seattle highschool also are unable to effectively teach students, which leads to this behavior.

Guy 1: “Damn that babygirl fine as hell, which school she go to?”

Guy 1: “Dawg, she goes to West Seattle Highschool, she probably got chlamydia.”

Guy 1: “Nasty”

by WSHS Alumni September 15, 2018

Seattle Slapjack

When the penis is removed from the oral cavity during fellatio and the recipient graciously ejaculates into one's own palm. The person providing fellatio is then slapped with the semen ladened palm, spreading the viscous emissions across the face. Generally considered a demeaning act.

He was delighted that his partner pulled out of his mouth prior to ejaculating until suddenly he found himself the recipient of a Seattle Slapjack.

by Truckdriver April 14, 2009