schwingularity

The moment your chubber crosses the line to become a full-fledged hard-on

Damn, the teacher called me to the blackboard seconds after I crossed the schwingularity. I was so embarrassed. How's that for bad timing?

by hodag1966 October 11, 2015

Shwinkledoff

When you shit in her mouth and piss in her nose causing her to have a five course meal.

Yo bro, me and my girl did a shwinkledoff.

by eatassIdo November 21, 2018

schoink

ever wanna call someone a dumbass without calling them a dumbass? schoink is another word for dumbass! not many people will know what it means so you’re safe

peter: for crying out loud, stop being a schoink!
rebecca: a schoink?

by imnotella April 9, 2021

Schminkle

An adorable female bellybutton.

That girl in a bikini has a sexy little schminkle.

by zugale November 4, 2018

Schwing!

Said when a beautiful woman is seen. Onomatopoeia. Describing the sound of a sword being unsheathed. Phallic connotation.

Hoowie, look at her!! Schwing!

by Ken December 1, 2002

Schwin

A proper noun used as a name for any dbag/tool/bro whose name you don't actually know. It is imperative that this is used as a title, not an adjective. Someone doesn't act like Schwin, they are Schwin.

Random guy at the movies, yelling so that everyone can hear: "Holy s#!t, did you see that?"
You: "Shut up, Schwin!"

Random guy at the mall, checking out your friend: "'Sup babe, wanna ride? IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?!"
Girl: "Knock it off, Schwin."

by CbenC July 26, 2009

schwinnhole

when your riding a bike with the bike seat upside down and the peg is up your ass, or and unmatched schwinnhole is when your walking around with an upside down bike seat up your ass

definition, i went for a ride and my ass was itching so I had my dad fix the bike so I was riding a schwinnhole

by nate,the,muff,fucking,walrus January 10, 2017