Schwin
A proper noun used as a name for any dbag/tool/bro whose name you don't actually know. It is imperative that this is used as a title, not an adjective. Someone doesn't act like Schwin, they are Schwin.
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schwin
The act of being in the act of getting a fake erection often times in reference to the Waynes World episode
schwin by Anonnnnnhjklasdf March 20, 2009
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Schwing! • Schwinning • Schwindy • schwing-schwong • schwin • schwind • schwindle • Schwiner • Schwinged • Schwinger
Schwin Heven
Schwin Heven by Jamie Bechtold April 17, 2008
Schingisch
Schingisch by Schingisch May 20, 2021
Schving
Schving or Schving Schving refers to sphincter, to be precise: the outer anal sphincter which is under voluntary control.
Coined by Max Keiser as a way to express, in television broadcast, the dangers of inviting violation of the sphincter by way of insertion of sharp or pointy objects, usually repeatedly, by aggrieved parties subjected to involuntary control over their lives and finances.
A sphincter is an anatomical structure, or a circular muscle, that normally maintains constriction of a natural body passage or orifice and which relaxes as required by normal physiological functioning.
Coined by Max Keiser as a way to express, in television broadcast, the dangers of inviting violation of the sphincter by way of insertion of sharp or pointy objects, usually repeatedly, by aggrieved parties subjected to involuntary control over their lives and finances.
A sphincter is an anatomical structure, or a circular muscle, that normally maintains constriction of a natural body passage or orifice and which relaxes as required by normal physiological functioning.
“These guys are saying ‘we won’t take these bonuses’ because they realise the next step after that is a pitchfork up the schving schving’”
Schving by randomprecision November 14, 2011
schinkered
1. To slow or inhibit forward movement or progress to the point of stagnation and ultimately, death.
2. The act of drawing someone's attention away from something, or to deflect.
3. The polar opposite of helpful.
2. The act of drawing someone's attention away from something, or to deflect.
3. The polar opposite of helpful.
schinkered by public enemy number 2 August 9, 2006
schwing pop
music for adults only
"Fuck me forever" by Connie Lingus , "Sit on my face" by The Echoes and "Uranus is out tonight" by James Lee Meadows are my favourite old time Schwing Pop hits.
schwing pop by kelamist May 27, 2018
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