schmutzle

1. slang for cum, jizz, skeet, man juice, boob lube, etc. especially that from a jewish male.

2. slang for fellatio, head, face, bj etc.

1. Dude, look at Jared's pants, he's got schmutzle all over them. Must be hanging out with Aaron again. Damn.

2. Dude last night Mr. Sudiki gave schmutzle to emerson and he liked it!

by wewillrockyou December 9, 2008

schmittle

A person with a high-pitched or annoying voice.

You sound like a schmittle right now.

by stumm227 May 8, 2010

schusterick

Amazing, big, strong or can throw something really far, usually really good at everything and beats everybody at everything.

That guy is so schusterick im about to cry.

by Will Schusterick December 28, 2007

Schmule

An overused expression for happiness.

Jack, "Schmule!"
Lindsey, "Shutup, you use that word too much!"

by Drum44 June 4, 2013

Schuster

1. to falsify one's location.
2. to act in a dickish manner when confronted about one's location.
3. to hoodwink another individual(s)

1. I thought you were in Wilmington...nah, man; I had to Schuster them.
2. Yeah, I asked him where he was and he went full on Schuster on me.
3.Those guys wouldn't pay me, so I had to Schuster them.

by call them how i see them May 12, 2011

Schusterization

A strictly heterosexual move involving a penis, anus, and cheddar nuggets.

Sarah recieved some serious schusterization last night!! She will be dropping cheese nuggets for weeks!

by nuggziez March 27, 2010

Schmasterbation

The act of helping an elderly person across the street.

"Today, I schmasterbated my neighbor."

"A boy scout recieved his "Civil Service" Merit Badge after schmasterbating 40 times in one day."

"Everyone should set time aside for schmasterbation at least once an hour."

by CE Time Wasters November 3, 2011