Schmotzel 

A big mess

A Dallas Stars hockey reporter yelled “what a schmotzel in front of the goal down there,” while Stars players were tripping over each other trying to get the puck in. -11/1/23

Schmotzel by zebracakes300 November 2, 2023

schlotzsky's

a great place that has an awesome original

schlotzsky's is in orange county and Austin, mainly in the southwest/middle of the Unites States

make their own bread

schlotzsky's by zac g. June 4, 2008

schmotzer 

A small flaccid German penis.

If it wasn’t for his schmotzer, Hitler would have had a better chance.

schmotzer by Leemush June 13, 2018

Schmutzy 

A name used for someone instead of their real name inferring their closeted yet overtly homosexual behavior.

Hey Check out Schmutzy over there. He said that even though he enjoys anal sex with men he insists it's only platonic with the soccer team.

Schmutzy by nerdfrog October 14, 2010

Scottsville Schlotzsky 

When a male dips his testicles into honey mustard sauce, shoves his nuts into a woman's mouth, and, while she sucks the sauce off of his coin purse, he ejaculates up her nose. This must be performed while at a fast food establishment. There are extra bonus points if done while the restaurant is open, and customers are inside.

Listen to this dude...Last night, Jennifer let me do the Scottsville Schlotzsky on her in the dining room after closing! It was the greatest!

Scottsville Schlotzsky by cheezeness August 26, 2010

schmutzy 

smeared black. Can also be defined by well applied guyliner.

Girl:Oh my bajesus! That guys eyeliner is perfectly schmutzy!

Guy:You know it hoe.

schmutzy by whodoyouthink January 7, 2009

schlotzky 

a word for anything in the world. like if you can't think of a word you'd just say "schlotzki". i.e. fish

yeah, i just bought a bunch of...um...schlotzki.

schlotzky by Libby, Emily & Sarah June 15, 2003