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Schlinger Schlonger

“Bruh you are such a schlinger schlonger
by The Shlinged of the Schlong August 26, 2019
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scavenger

A person whose vocabulary and demands mostly consist of " Ey let me get half of that" or simply "let me get half" for short.
Most are usually just too lazy to get the stuff themselves so they resort to their scavenger ways. Others are just broke ass motherfuckers.

They're number two from the bottom of the pyramid of society, 'bums' being first. There are usually 1 or 2 in every social group .
Person: "Hey, check out my fresh slice of pizza!"

Scavenger 1: "Hey let me get half of that pizza."

Scavebegr 2: "Let me get half of that half."
by Easter E February 12, 2009
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Scavenger

Anything and I mean Anything classified as a Scavenger will get a bad reputation in one form or another. The rules don't care if its a Human or an Animal.
Azi: What's a Scavenger?
Kali: Lazy stupid thieves that steal shit off the ground that doesn't belong to them.
by Worse than JJ May 8, 2020
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Schmankerl-boobie

The act of a young woman exposing her breats at a fine place of eating; also for the amusement of the young male company.
Dude, did she just show us some Schmankerl-boobie?
by BiggityBask December 30, 2007
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Schmangry

Being angry as a result of having had too much to drink.
Steve: "What is up with Pete? He just punched his reflection in the mirror"
Joel: "He's schmangry, he had far too many tequila shots"
by Capt Steve May 11, 2014
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scabenger

Predominantly female, this is someone who is constantly keeping an eye out for the next thing to pick at on their body, i.e, a scab, infected hair, or perfectly normal skin pore. This person shares symptoms related to both (ADD) Attention Deficit Disorder and (OCD) Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
Rebecca is such a scabenger. Everytime I see her she is squeezing a boil on her leg.
by KuriousOranj November 16, 2006
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schmeerskahoven

Originally used on the 90's TV show "Pinky and the Brain," in a three part episode where everyone would do a strange dance called the "schmeerskahoven."
Stick your finger in your belly,
Don't be afraid if it jiggles like jelly
Yeah, Schmeerskahoven!
by ilovealtoids November 7, 2004
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