Schabliterated

That point of intoxication you have reached during your night that can lead to a wonder of possibilities. Including, but not limited too, 1. forgetting where you are/who you came with 2. forgetting/not caring who you are leaving with 3. accidentally dropping your phone in the toilet 4. singing "karaoke" even though you know your singing is actually god awful 5. making decisions that you most likely regret in the morning, etc.

"Dude that chick is totally schabliterated"

O yeah and how do you know?

"Well shes stumbling home walking with two black dudes, now what sober person would do that?

Wow ur right she is schabliterated!

by SigPiPaaaTboi December 2, 2011

Schmaggler

A name to call someone when you have nothing else to call them. The definition varies depending on what the user intends for the meaning to be based on the context in which it is used.

"You're such a schmaggler."

by DeliciousBeefStew May 3, 2010

Schamber

One who sneaks into a conversation in a ninja like fashion and proceeds to hi-jack it by changing the subject.

A.J. managed to schamber his way into the conversation and now we're talking about printer ink.

by Evan12203 February 7, 2010

schmackel

Schmackel is the sound that Smegma makes during sex!

When your knocking the back out of it and you hear Schmackel - schmackel - schmackel - schmackel, your hearing smegma in action ;)

by n7v.net August 28, 2008

Schmafoon

Combining the words “schmuck” and “buffoon,” the word “schmafoon” is used to describe someone who is very foolish, yet manages to create entertainment out of his/her ridicule.

He’s such a schmafoon, skipping a group project meeting to bake cake with his mom!

by Rmoney October 24, 2017

Schmagma

one of many types of dick cheese

Since he has not taken a shower his dick stinks from the schmagma build up

by Johner October 6, 2005

schmag

a cigarette.

Dude 1: "Damn! I only have one schmag left!"

Dude 2: "Better head to 7-11."

by stirling78 April 27, 2009