Schlongus Maximus

a very large schlong that reaches immense lengths that have not yet been recorded by society. Only 1 man has reportedly seen the Schlongus Maximus but was found days later dead, cause of death? A gaping hole in his oral cavity.

"You ever heard about the Schlongus Maximus?"
"Isn't that some tall tale or whatever?"

by schlongbuddy42 March 15, 2020

Shlingus

Synonym for any word in the dictionary

Pass me the shlingus
You're such a shlingus
Where in the shlingus is that thing

by poggerschampiones June 27, 2021

schlinked

essentially when someone gets knocked the fuck out.

a friend: “if bro keeps talking shit he’s gonna get schlinked.”

by lindsee2lit September 2, 2023

Blorgus Schlongus

A person of english/scottish descent with an impeccably large penis

"Hey isn't Gerard Butler a Blorgus Schlongus."

by blorgusschlongus January 2, 2021

She Schlicks September

Every September women must masturbate to their fullest potential. Increasing every day beating their personal record.

She Schlicks September is about living to the fullest.
Hey girl are you participating in She Schlicks September?
No I can’t last September I burnt my coochie from doing it too much.

by Sandyman November 2, 2021

Schlinky

n. pl shlink.ies

A combination of the word schlong and the once popular toy slinky. It is a name given to a small penis often because of its shriveled up appearance. The term is the opposite of a schlong.

Milkman was about to bang that chick at the party but she refused once he unveiled his schlinky.

by the master of many tongues September 25, 2010

Schlinky

A disgusting looking penis. It is a long worm, usually just sitting there. It looks like dead skin.

Steven was doing pushups, and his schlinky fell out of his pants.

by SoH leader December 19, 2011