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Schlongus Maximus

a very large schlong that reaches immense lengths that have not yet been recorded by society. Only 1 man has reportedly seen the Schlongus Maximus but was found days later dead, cause of death? A gaping hole in his oral cavity.

"You ever heard about the Schlongus Maximus?"
"Isn't that some tall tale or whatever?"

by schlongbuddy42 March 15, 2020