schlemmer

A man with low standards, who, in focusing on convenience over quality, will take whatever he can get.

"After finding out her boyfriend was a schlemmer, Chelsea demanded he get tested for VD."

by Ed, A General, A Renegade May 13, 2005

Schrammed

The act of entering into an eternal familial relationship with a member of the "Schram Family" in perpituity,
or as it is more affectionatly known,
"The Fam Schramily"

Upon getting married to someone named Schram (whom she had known since the 7th grade), Brandy called the friends she had known since middle school and said, "I've been Schrammed".
(After 15 years and 2 kids, it just keeps getting better every day)

by Chugwhump July 7, 2005

schlammball

Quite possibly the best sport in the world. If you like Soccer you will love Schlammball. It is soccer on steroids. Each end of the field has three goals. Catching and throwing the ball is permitted, but no running with the ball. Lots of scoring equals lots of action for players and spectators.

When I played Schlammball I had an a amazing time until I was Schlammed into the Schlamm pit!

by Schlammtastic March 7, 2019

schlemmer

a man who takes advantage of very young, innocent women for his own sexual pleasure and cynical intellectual delight

She was in her early twenties, but very pure, having had only one boyfriend since she was seventeen. Not only a worldly man, but quite the schlemmer, he used his experience to take complete physical advantage of her...not to mention the emotional abuse he dealt.

by RBWC November 17, 2003

Schrammered

To become intoxicated beyond the point of "hammered," "wasted," "schwasted."

Usually includes blacking out and stumbling around while your friends hold you up and basically carry you home. Always ends in a good night.

Oh man that guy can't even walk straight, he must be schrammered

by J Dub Ess July 26, 2010

Schlampe Wagen

Schlampe Wagen or Slut Wagon is a term that describes a permiscious young lady. She gets around fucks a lot of dudes and may carry things as a wagon does STD's.

Bro did you sleep with that Schlampe Wagen last night?
No, she's got the herpes

by Brochacho6969 May 21, 2011

schmammed

shma'am - d

a fun-to-say word for ridiculously drunk frequently used
by the cool kids at ridley college in st catharines, ontario

can be a good kind of drunk or a bad kind of drunk

see also:
crunk

Ex1/ wow, peggy-sue you were SCHMAMMED last night! you were dancing all up on the bar and everything - you go girl!

Ex2/ man bobby, how schmammed were you last night? i bet you got very friendly with your toilet afterwards.

by sharstar June 26, 2006