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Schaumburg Christian School

A prison in Schaumburg, IL. This school has a case for the worst high school in IL, with their administration leading the way. They do not know what to do, and their teachers do not know how to teach either, besides one, Joshua Csoka. The administration shows their favorites day in and day out, and if you are not on their good side, then you are out of luck. Stay clear of this school for your mental health.
Schaumburg Christian School is the worst school in Illinois
by anonymous3724 November 6, 2021
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schlumbergeer

A person holding the job title of Field Engineer, who happens to be employed by the oilfield services company Schlumberger. Such a person will normally work offshore or on land, at times on a drilling rig.
Dave, my friend from Nigeria, is a Schlumbergeer.
by vaeren October 1, 2011
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Shlumbergered

Getting slapped so hard you leave this mortal plain
dude did you see what happened to david? didn’t jenna shlumberg him? He really was shlumbergered
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Schaumburg High School

A SCHOOL FULL OF WHITE ASS KIDS WHO THINK THEY THE SHIT.
“y’all know Schaumburg high school
“Yeah full of white ass kids”
by JamesLaura November 22, 2018
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schlumberger

Another term or phrase to refer a person of homosexual orientation.
"So yesterday I saw a guy on the street today, he was acting like a total Schlumberger."
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Schlumberger

An adjective used to describe the mass layoffs of an enormous number of workers
In order to maintain our dividend in Q2 we will need to fire a whole Schlumberger of employees
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schassberger

A Schassberger is a term used to describe the scenario where you've taken a humungous stinking dump. This is derived from the German origins of the term: 'schass' means 'to chuck out' while 'berger' loosely translates to 'mountain'. Therefore, it is clear that a Schassberger is a large stonking turd that tumbles out your ass after last night's scrumptious dinner of eggs and curried fish. Basically, you don't wanna go into the bathroom after someone's left a Schassberger.
OOh boy I wouldn't go in there for a solid 20 minutes. I had chicken curry last night and bruh I just a massive Schassberger in there fuck, I can taste it.
by crappypanties July 11, 2020
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