Santos

Mexican boy who doesnt speak spanish, very funny. Amazing at sports. Very hot and to die for.

Mia:omg santos looks so hot today.
Santos:i look hot everyday.
Mia:Ik

by Nibbainparadise December 8, 2017

santos

mexican dude with a massive schlong. typically a professional woman respecter, doesn't speak spanish, nor does he play soccer, but he's still cool. an adidas hoe, he's always wearing name brand clothes. loves music and has a killer smile. always making others laugh.

"yo did you see santos talking to all those chicks at prom?"
"yeah man he was respecting the fuck outta those women"

by bigdickrick694201738 May 30, 2018

Santos

Someone you haven't seen in a very long period of time.

"Santos! I haven't seen you in FOREVER! How are you? How's the family? How's the sister? How's the synagogue?"

by Greasegrim April 16, 2017

Santos

A person who likes to make fun of others people's names. Also has a head like a chinchilla

also your right hand

Hey Kinker, what's a kinker?
i dont know santos, go sniff your smelly dog!!
frickin chinchilla

by hatin on santos October 15, 2009

Santos

Verb; when someone kills a joke.
Noun: a bad joke

yo that dude just santos-ed.

by Oakville S.C July 19, 2011

Santo

A middle aged guy who gets divorced and dates women half his age, usually while acting like a saint.

Dave has turned into a total Santo. He asked out his daughters friend on Facebook

by Margaritamayhem March 23, 2022

Santos

The Santos is a guy you definitely someone you don’t want to mess with. His right hand man SHREDDER12283 and Debby the delinquent are two extreme lads. This absolute chad will mess everyone up who gets in his way, will easily steal your girl, and will flex with all his la coste and off white on you, and remember...
No Armani, no panani

Sam: yo, where’s the Santos at?

Debby: probably smashing some girl right now

Sam: ahh, no surprise, he is the Santos

by SHREDDER12283 February 4, 2020