by Nibbainparadise December 09, 2017
mexican dude with a massive schlong. typically a professional woman respecter, doesn't speak spanish, nor does he play soccer, but he's still cool. an adidas hoe, he's always wearing name brand clothes. loves music and has a killer smile. always making others laugh.
"yo did you see santos talking to all those chicks at prom?"
"yeah man he was respecting the fuck outta those women"
"yeah man he was respecting the fuck outta those women"
by bigdickrick694201738 April 26, 2018
"Santos! I haven't seen you in FOREVER! How are you? How's the family? How's the sister? How's the synagogue?"
by Greasegrim April 17, 2017
A person who likes to make fun of others people's names. Also has a head like a chinchilla
also your right hand
also your right hand
by hatin on santos October 15, 2009
by Oakville S.C July 19, 2011
A middle aged guy who gets divorced and dates women half his age, usually while acting like a saint.
by Margaritamayhem March 23, 2022
The Santos is a guy you definitely someone you don’t want to mess with. His right hand man SHREDDER12283 and Debby the delinquent are two extreme lads. This absolute chad will mess everyone up who gets in his way, will easily steal your girl, and will flex with all his la coste and off white on you, and remember...
No Armani, no panani
No Armani, no panani
Sam: yo, where’s the Santos at?
Debby: probably smashing some girl right now
Sam: ahh, no surprise, he is the Santos
Debby: probably smashing some girl right now
Sam: ahh, no surprise, he is the Santos
by SHREDDER12283 February 04, 2020