santos

the kind of guy that just finds it hard to say no. He most definitely is the kinda person that will bust out a helping hand when needed. Extremely goofy and funny, probably a best friend to all. Also tends to have the most immaculate hair ever styled.
Rick: Hey man, how have you been?
Tommy: Pretty good, just been a real santos lately nawmean?
by ffrloverer July 23, 2009
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santos

mexican dude with a massive schlong. typically a professional woman respecter, doesn't speak spanish, nor does he play soccer, but he's still cool. an adidas hoe, he's always wearing name brand clothes. loves music and has a killer smile. always making others laugh.
"yo did you see santos talking to all those chicks at prom?"
"yeah man he was respecting the fuck outta those women"
by bigdickrick694201738 April 26, 2018
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Santos

He's the type of guy that you don't want to mess with. He acts like he doesn't care but deep inside he cares a lot. He jokes around all the time but still loves the woman that he's with. He gives the best hugs and the best kisses. No one can never be like him. He'll never cheat on you with anyone. He's a faithful guy and will always be by your side no matter what. He'll buy you many things that you never asked him to buy. He's the sweetest and cutest guy.
Her: where's my santos?
by Nadine3 April 09, 2017
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A Santos

George Santos got elected to the House of Representatives with more lies on his resume and fantasies in his bio. A santos is lying about nearly everything.
Her dating profile was a bit of a santos. We met at a bar and I didn't recognize current self from her "youthful" selfies on her dating profile..
by jmacofearth January 06, 2023
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Santoe

a term used to describe or make fun of Asians resembling or pretending to be Mexican or American Indians
when i don't shave for about a week i look like such a santoe
by Lord-Gore March 14, 2010
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santoes

someone who doesn't like toes, but thinks he shares toes with me
"ours, those are my santoes too"
by chickenduckperson November 08, 2022
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Santo

A person with great potential, great looks, and always gives a helping hand.

Sicillian form of a Saint.
He's such a Santo.
by YTB1996 March 12, 2015
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