rice burner

The outcome of putting a JC Whitney catalog in the hands of a Burger King fry cook who got his mom's civic when he turned 16. Just because it SOUNDS powerful, doesn't mean it is!

Wait, you mean that big, gay-looking wing, the body kit and 22" wheels add weight to the car and actually slow it down?? Next you're gonna tell me that 4 15" subs and 3 600 watt amps make the car heavier too!

by I smell rice burning! June 05, 2003

rice burner

Any automobile of asian origen which has been carelessly modifyed by a person with an IQ equal to the capacity of the gas tank. Usually classifyed by a paint job that would have blind men running to gouge their eyes out, enough Nitrous Oxide to make Hiroshima duck and cover, and an exhast pipe that would appear to have enough diameter to launch a watermelon over the Effiel Tower.

Recommended location for such a phenomenon:

Under the tire of a vehicle that actually is more threatening and powerful than an electric razor

Nuf said...

by Gurt March 19, 2004

rice burner

taken from the japanease peeps. A rice burner is a nice way of saying your car sucks and if you actually race one your cool 40 inch coffee can exhaust will fall off and that the rear wing spoiler on your stupid ricer is useless. First of all the wing must be attatched to the frame of the car not the trunk. second of all most of the wings you see create lift instead of down force. This could possibly be a japanease manufacturing default or that they just don't know anything about cars. The third problem is that even if the wing is creating downforce and is attatched to the frame the stupid ricer is front wheel drive.

Any car that has a folgers coffee can as exhaust.

by A.R.S. (Anti-Rice-Society) June 16, 2004

rice burner

Any Car that as a coffee can exaust that is sparking on the ground because the "proud" owner of the super-fast-civic cut the springs on his suspension instead of getting the car professionally lowered.

Super-Sucky-Civic or Airplane Civic

by A.R.S. (Anti-Rice-Society) June 23, 2004

rice burner

Any car whose torque specs are less than my lug nuts require.

Any thing that has a fart can which produces such a abnoxious noise it is almost louder than the headers on my 5.7liter honda eater.

by Christina August 15, 2003

rice burner

A 2000 dollar car with peel on window tints, 4 different sized wheels with 4 differetn hub caps on them. The car that you can hear smell and see the smoke cloud from an hour later.

johny jumped into his 1985 rice burner right after he finished his drug deal.

by max the jew September 19, 2003

rice burner

A car with no real threat potential that is usually mismatched with the wrong equipment and poorly set suspension with a canted wheel disposition. Despite the farting noise put out by the mufflers, the misfiring NGKs and 5 ton music system which pretty much puts the car back to square one in terms of weight if not HEAVIER than when it was stock, the drive has a statistically better chance of generating more HP and Kilojoules from wanking his crank at bedtime. Identifying Characteristics: Due to an obnoxiously large and high set aluminum wing, it is commonly mistaken for a SHOPPING CART at your local SAFEWAY or PIGGLY WIGGLY.

Mary Mary, quite contrary. Trim the bush it's so damned hairy! Cut that sh*&t off.

by vespa September 17, 2003