vespa's definitions

schuler

N. A mooch; someone who wants something for free; a freeloader.
V. To mooch; to freeload.

Last time I invited him along, all he did was schuler all weekend.

He wouldn't buy his own Corn Nuts? What a schuler!

by vespa September 29, 2005

lavigne

verb. 1. to hang on a tree. 2. lynch 3. to bastardize

ex: what that girl did was so avril that she ought to be lavigned by an entire mob

by vespa September 19, 2003

rice burner

A car with no real threat potential that is usually mismatched with the wrong equipment and poorly set suspension with a canted wheel disposition. Despite the farting noise put out by the mufflers, the misfiring NGKs and 5 ton music system which pretty much puts the car back to square one in terms of weight if not HEAVIER than when it was stock, the drive has a statistically better chance of generating more HP and Kilojoules from wanking his crank at bedtime. Identifying Characteristics: Due to an obnoxiously large and high set aluminum wing, it is commonly mistaken for a SHOPPING CART at your local SAFEWAY or PIGGLY WIGGLY.

Mary Mary, quite contrary. Trim the bush it's so damned hairy! Cut that sh*&t off.

by vespa September 17, 2003