pwnage in its purest form.a pwnis is not only enormous and permanently ready for buttsecks, it has the potential to pwn all matter of objects, specializing in vaginas and other orifices. in short a penis that pwns
i am very disappointed/surprised that this word is already in the UD but ill take complete credit for it's origin anyway as i have a pwnis that will pwn anyone that disputes this fact.
by box pwner July 5, 2008
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Get the penistrate mug.What has been deemed to have been dished out by the pwner to the pwnee, as it were. It is the noun produced by the verb "to pwn".
A more advanced term for pwnage, also coming with heavier connotations.
A more advanced term for pwnage, also coming with heavier connotations.
by DaveZeroZero March 19, 2008
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1. of or relating to extreme pwnage.
2. preforming or tending to preform acts of total domination.
1. of or relating to extreme pwnage.
2. preforming or tending to preform acts of total domination.
1. George Washington sent 13,000 troops to suppress a few hundred drunk farmers in the Whiskey Rebellion. Needless to say, it was a pwngistic event.
2. The competition at the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics was wiped out by the pwngistic Michael Phelps who won 8 gold medals that year.
2. The competition at the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics was wiped out by the pwngistic Michael Phelps who won 8 gold medals that year.
by SomberFortress July 6, 2010
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Get the Penistat mug.1. The aftermath of being struck across the face by a penis.
2. The horror you feel when you see that one dude's penis is bigger than yours.
3. The act of (usually a woman, but can differ depending on one's lifestyle {see fag})being surprised by your soul-mate's over-erect, large, sweaty penis.
2. The horror you feel when you see that one dude's penis is bigger than yours.
3. The act of (usually a woman, but can differ depending on one's lifestyle {see fag})being surprised by your soul-mate's over-erect, large, sweaty penis.
1. My girlfriend was penistricken after I had slapped her with my cock a few times.
2. I was penistricken when I realized that my penis is 32 inches while that guy's is 57 inches.
3. When Frank revealed to his wife his penis, she was penistricken by its massive size.
2. I was penistricken when I realized that my penis is 32 inches while that guy's is 57 inches.
3. When Frank revealed to his wife his penis, she was penistricken by its massive size.
by The Penistriker February 2, 2010
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