Paddle Boarding

When a man tosses another man's salad while stroking 2 guys penis' from side to side in a rowing motion.

Hey, look at those 3 guys paddle boarding...Man the guy in the middle is sure getting a workout....he must be into cross fit.

by Skin DIver February 6, 2022

Up shit creek without a paddle

(Idiom) To be in an undesirable situation*.

*Elitist would actually enjoy this.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

Yaoi paddle

A short paddle with the word yaoi writen on both sides. It is meant to hit you on the ass to show how much of a fangirl you are or gay/lesbian at a anime convention. Usually you are asked first, if not you have every right to hunt them done and get them banned form the convention. Usually done by fangirls or fanboys.

One side is the soft core side, which is meant to be used softly. The other side is the hard core side, which is meant to used more roughy.

It was first invented at Ota-kon, a anime convention in 2002-2003. Due to fangirls running around and hitting random people without asking, it has been banned at Ota-kon since then.

Person1 "Soft core or hard core?" *holds Yaoi Paddle up*

Person2 "Whut? Aw hell no. No Yaoi Paddle."

Person1 "Awwww."

by TheWinterMoon May 24, 2009

Paddle the pink canoe

Old slang for female masturbation.

Boys like to beat the meat; girls like to paddle the pink canoe.

by RobbieJor December 6, 2004

snooch paddles

It's your index fingers on both hands used simultaneously to spread apart a woman's labia to eat her out.

My snooch paddles are cramping up from eat your moms pussy last night.

by Psycho jake creations November 18, 2014

Brown Paddle Award

Given to Canada's most notorious and troublesome shit disturbers. These individuals show extreme self interest. They are always self important and almost smart. Many of these potential winners live in the Toronto and Ottawa area. When they move to the western provinces, the exude elitism and continue to push the leftist, trade union, wealth re-distribution agenda instead of pursuing useful work and effort.

Bob was a reporter sent out to the Edmonton Journal, but continued to believe in the National Energy Policy. The boys at the Petroleum Club gave him the Brown Paddle Award for 2005.

by John Whiskeyjack September 8, 2010

up a creek without a paddle

in a difficult situation with no simple solution

If you do something like that you'll be up a creek without a paddle.

by Light Joker June 7, 2007